Wolf and Scorpion Pub

[Lexperiments 18]

It iz incredibly asinine dat we dun 'ave dis. So I made eet.

Jus' talk bout skah 'ere. Don' care wut.

[Swgrclan 2682]

Dem Umie's dun dezerve da Kramoroe. It luuk leik a sissy tuwn, naow. Nubhosh.

[craotor 617]

We went to a town near kramoore.Da town had orc slaves.We killed everyone inside da town.Then pissed on da skulls

[Lexperiments 18]

Dat be great, Craotor! Goo' job. Did I tell ya bout da time I beat Overlord Brevias in a magic fight? Yups. Not kiddin'. An' yes I am EXTREMELY bloating.

[Swgrclan 2682]

Bubhosh. I wan' crush da skull of da Umie' king. He a skah'n sissy leader, wit his shinie yelluw metalz armur an' stuff.

[Lexperiments 18]

I remember when da pinkskins charged into krugmar thinkin' da undead were here. "DA ORCS ARE WIT DA UNDEAD!", dey said. Damn pinkskins.

[Swgrclan 2682]

Dat iz asi...azini.... Dats tuupid. Yub.

[Swgrclan 2682]

I wuz wanderin' in da Krugmah, an' found a bruddah whuu wuz blah'n tuu a Umie. He dun blah da Orc blah. Dummy Pink skin bruddah.

[Lexperiments 18]

Dat iz asi...azini.... Dats tuupid. Yub.

A-si-nine.

Say eet.

A-si-nine.

ASININE.

[Swgrclan 2682]

A-si-nine.

Say eet.

A-si-nine.

ASININE.

Guh. Whi yu blah Umie blah? Eet confuzen.

[Lexperiments 18]

Dat not umie blah. Umies don' say dat. Dwarves don' say dat. Elves don' say dat. NO ONE says dat! 'xcept me. Why?

CUZ I BE ASININE.

[Swgrclan 2682]

Elda' Shaman, I herdz dat der nub many Shamanz lateleh. Mebe I canz be a Shaman apprentize? Eh? Ehhhh?

[Lexperiments 18]

Eh? EEEHHHH? Naw. Yu not asinine enough. A requirement for shamanism is to be asinine.

[Swgrclan 2682]

Skah. Define Asinine, den.

[Lexperiments 18]

Stoopid, foolish, or crazy. Duhhh. Only asinine people dun know that.