I'M THE NEW THAIN

[NotEvilAtAll 10906]

[!] A hastily assembled missive is posted to the town burrow's door

I'M THAIN

If nobody else will be Thain then I AM THAIN

 

My first order as THAIN is to order you all to STOP SAYING THAT I SHOULD BECOME GAY! Not that there is anything wrong with gay people or anything but I'M NOT GAY AND I WILL NOT BECOME GAY!!!!

 

I KNOW that my marriage to Zane hasn't worked out perfectly well but I am STRAIGHT I'm STRAIGHT that's just how I am!!!!

 

I WILL FIND A NEW, BETTER HUSBAND AND YOU WILL ALL BE JEALOUS OF OUR LOVE

-Isabelle Applebrook, Thain of Amberdell

[BonesOfTheEarth 2252]

"A straight person? BEAT EM UP!" An elf collects rocks.