Norland is RACIST

[NotEvilAtAll 10906]

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Norland's Racist Don't Go There

I was tryin' to go to Norland to distribute a few pies there since Primrose and the Dwarf merchant guy I talked to said that the Norlanders want pumpkin pies from us. I got to their gates with a bunch of pies ready and the gate guard demanded that I be darkspawn tested to enter! He wanted to cut me open with an aurum blade and pour salt into the wound just for me to enter the city and distribute a couple o' pies! Which seems like a bit much just for entering a city, and ye really shouldn't expect many visitors if ye demand such an ordeal. Which makes me think that it were all a sorta racist thing probably. T'is because I'm a weefolk and they all be bigguns and they probably let all their biggun-pals into the city without slicing them apart or seasoning them.

 

I dunno why Norland's king or whoever made such a big deal about wanting pumpkin pies from us, but they aren't going to get very many if we can't go there to give the pies to them without getting scars all over!

-Isabelle Applebrook

[fizzyquack 564]

"...So are these jolly fellows good to eat then?" Sunflower, the jolly cannibal gnome asked Isabelle.

[Cryothane 809]

"Trvth Nvke." Says Ilse Haakonsdottir.