satire Burnout, Crashout, Vague Post, Rage Post

[KeiaTypeBeat 3277]

Burnout crashout impending fallout

Status post or twitter page? All the same, post away!

Vague post, rage post, no riposte, going ghost

Get some rep, impress the bros, better not get ratio'd!

 

Calm down, lay down, maybe even double down

Fan the flames or touch some grass? Here you go, take a match

Bait post, troll post, be the one they hate the most

Get some rep, impress the bros, better not get ratio'd!

 

One op, two op, three op, four, may as well suck it up and post some more!

Leave a comment, make a status, don't be vapid, just go rabid

One rep two rep three rep four, your opinions they'll adore!

Leave a comment, make a status, start a panic while you're manic

 

Burnout crashout vague post rage post

Red team, blue team, story team, dev team

Tag and blame them, bait and flame them

 

Burnout crashout vague post rage post

Slice of lifers, elven players, genocidal human leaders

Hate them, shame them, wouldn't wanna be him!

 

Naz bros, druids, magic blacklist

Dc'd, PK'd, five more amendments

Troll post, bait post, airing out your troubles

Cry about it, yell about it, better make it more dramatic

 

Burnout crashout vague post rage post

Burnout crashout vague post rage post

 

Whiny poet, trans-maxxed loser

Obsessed with how people view her

She's not humble; she got an ego

(have you heard she was a shade, bro..)

 

Over emotional, controversial, hyperactive, sometimes manic

One hurt two hurts three hurts four

Really easy to make her cry, no one ever even tries

Burnout crashout, vague post more

Attention seeking, people pleasing, trauma dumping, always sulking

 

Burnout crashout vague post rage post

He said they said she said post it!

Burnout crashout vague post rage post

Crashout loud and make it public!

 

Burnout crashout vague post rage post

One more comment, that'll show em!

Burnout crashout vague post rage post

Farm that rep and then just ghost them!

 

Burnout crashout vague post rage post

Your world is ending, there's no hope!

Burnout crashout vague post rage post

Uh, oh! You got ratio'd!

 

Burnout crashout vague post rage post

Burnout crashout vague post rage post

Burnout crashout vague post rage post

Burnout crashout vague post rage post

 

Burnout! Crashout! Vague post! Rage post!

Burnout! Crashout! Vague post! Rage post!

Burnout! Crashout! Vague post! Rage post!

Burnout! Crashout! Vague post! Rage post!

[Chimeraof1999 1187]

What?

[Anbennar 2351]

that's crazy bro

[Navigator 4260]

same question as my status update: so we're posting this publically 😭

[Akrasia 265]

[envy 311]

what are you waffling on about

[Crevel 7557]

You should probably take a break from the server if this is what occupies your mind

[KeiaTypeBeat 3277]

[Eurielle 1189]

It's perfect