LINGUINE'S TOP SECRET RECIPE.

[DarkxWalker 249]

OH WOW!!!

Everyone must gather around unanimously! We have just uncovered the culinary secret of the century. Linguine's legendary, mysterious and hidden recipe similarly to the Krabby Patty has been unveiled today - the cheese pizza recipe, finally leaked to the public's eye!
 

Brace yourselves, it *is* pizza.
 

Shocking, groundbreaking perhaps! Historians weep at the sight of this recipe. Azuraz' finest Chefs are throwing their hats into the sea and the industry may NEVER recover...

After all the dramatic silence, the recipe is quite literally flour, yeast, warm water, olive oil, tomato sauce, and mozzarella. That's the forbidden knowledge. That's it. 
 

OH, BUT WAIT!
 

There's cheese. A diabolical amount of cheese.

A suspicious amount of mozzarella that it feels like it should require a permit.
 

CONGRATULATIONS, Linguine. The crust conspiracy has been exposed! The truth is that your so-called top-secret recipe was merely a regular pizza with an auspicious amount of cheese that must not be so healthy for the lactose intolerants (the mildly mentally unwell individuals who cannot digest milk!!)
 

You're all welcome.
-SL

 

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[Mayios 542]

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You just ******* doxxed Linguine what the hell is wrong with you

 

[Arianthe22 242]

"It will never be Linguine's pizza unless it's made by the Linguine himself!" Cried Thalis beyond the grave.