DecoLamb 959 Share Posted December 6, 2011 Okay so Im sitting here in the car in front of CiCis waiting on my gooberhead husband to pick his pizza when this thought kinda slipped into my skull I noticed there is a severe lack of female orcs, and I have yet to see a female dwarf. I was developing a character for my free time, since all I seem to do is make characters. Basically she was going to be an abandoned orc cub raised by a decently wealthy family of another race, I was leaning towards elves or humans but meh. Then I started thinkinh about how she would look and one thing led to another, I tbought about making her half orc, since I love them. Then I thought.. Half dwarf half orc? Is it even possible? Im wondering what you all think, Im either going to make her all dwarf for the frick of it or mayne dwarf with a spot of orc, not sure yet, so I want feedback. Either way shes going to be an odd medeival burlesque kinda deal. Think saloon girl flair with medieval stuff, some peacock feathers, lots of lace and embroidered fabric, rather colorful. Her name is going to be something rather simple and a bit silly, I keep landing back on Tassel, since she will probably have a good few of them on her clothing. Shes also going to jave a uniform obsession, so I just HAVE to make her a solider snatcher. Maybe even a black widow kind of deal, we shall see. What are your thoughtz? Can you think of any intresting quirks to put i ? Should I make her full dwarf? Should she be another race? Should I order stuffed crust on my pizza? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lawrence Berell 226 Share Posted December 6, 2011 Oh gods. I once hit on a dwarven girl thinking she was an elf (don't ask, please) so they do exist. I think they do need more though, so feel free to make one. And half orc half dwarf? That would be like a Stormcloak admitting he fancies a Thalmor. Impossible. EDIT: extra BBQ sauce, stuffed crust and Meat Feast. Extra rabbit droppings mini meatballs. Only way. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Repiteo 173 Share Posted December 6, 2011 Stuffed crust? Are you MAD woman? ...Seriously this idea us quirky, insane and downright ludicrus. I love it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrWizzard 59 Share Posted December 6, 2011 Well, in the creation myth of Aegis all people came from Ariel. So really all races are a variation of the same thing. Whatever that combining trait is (mabye it's simply opposable thumbs) I would think that all races should be able to interbreed. My opinion, not canon by the way. Simply put that I believe that mixed heritage is a possibility. Of course in any fantasy it seems that the human race is able impregnate anything. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
_pok_ 1768 Share Posted December 6, 2011 But we don't want to lose our Warmisstres....:( Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DecoLamb 959 Author Share Posted December 6, 2011 This is for when nobody is on Pok, there are times when its late and there is really nobody in krugmar to play with. This is more a candid character fir fun that I might simply design and give away Basically Im setting down like i did in my nexon days and designing things for.my own entertainment, then unleashing them for other people to have fun with. I have also decided that shes going to be a little thick, nice and curvy kinda body. Not big, but shes gonna have a good bust and badonk a donk. Defiant, strong hearted, stubborn. A little bit tsun tsun with touches of false dere dere. A girl who will flirt and bring you in close, then stab you in the back of the neck when you think shes giving you a kiss. Also she is going to have a corset for sure, this is a must. Im debating on the stockings at the moment, I know shez voing to have a garter belt either way. Im thinking of darker hair too. The choices currently in my head are black, a honey brown, and jet black. Im flickering between gold and green eyes as well. Might have a slight curl and crinkle to it, rather flyaway and messy no matter what she does with it. Hair clips will definitly be a thing for her as well. Shes probably going to have freckles as well. And I want her to defintly have an accent. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sultan 3953 Share Posted December 9, 2011 *vomits Ive seen what orc and dwarf interbreeding causes. Green honeydews. 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jorgen Reimer 74 Share Posted December 9, 2011 What is this blasphemy? Put it out of its misery i say! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
char615 41 Share Posted December 9, 2011 I r in your signature, it belong to me ^ Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aviala 23 Share Posted December 9, 2011 I think it's a great idea. I want to see more dwarf girls around. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Undercroft 129 Share Posted December 9, 2011 I think it is entirely possible for an orc to mate with a dwarf. As for it being "Impossible" all throughout history people that are supposedly "enemies" end up falling in love. True dat it might be moslty in books and movies, but this is a fantasy game right? Your idea sounds pretty darn awesome ^^ This leaves me to wonder... if there are such little female dwarves running around... where do dwarves come from? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DecoLamb 959 Author Share Posted December 9, 2011 They come from coagulation out of beard or something I dont know. Really the only reason I dont care for dwarves is the damn height restraint, I love short girls but when I look at a dwarf my eyebrow twitches a bit... I think Im going to make her dwarf though, with a teeeeeeeny tiny bit of elf way back there to bring her up a little bit in height. Females on average are shorter than males so this should bring her up in height a bit, gonna say.. what four foot six maybe? What IS the average height fer a dwarf anyway? I keep come across dwarves saying they are looking down at Mirabelle in character, who is six foot three now. And Im like... wait what? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DecoLamb 959 Author Share Posted December 9, 2011 Oh another thing that comes to mind. I know of a server mod that changes the player model to have a pony shape, Im actually getting ready to dl it and run around Aegis taking pictures to post of ponyfied Aegis. My point is, I bet the mod could be reworked to alter race heights so its easier to tell is all apart. Basically your model would change based on a little dot up in the corner. We could have green for orcs, brown for dwarves, maybe yellow for elves, white for humans and maybe another color for halflings? I think they have a size diffrence... probably goblins too. The mod has earth pony, pegasus, unicorn and alicorn so it can handle that many models at the least Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lym 849 Share Posted December 9, 2011 What is this blasphemy? Put it out of its misery i say! No... This, my friend, is Sparta... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DecoLamb 959 Author Share Posted December 9, 2011 No... This, my friend, is Sparta... *kicks into bottomless pit of marshmallow floof Deco kickeruuuuu Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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