Strigzgoi Market - Small Business Loan

[Ned Lud 1260]

Targoth Ned Lud'Gorkil strolls the Strigzgoi Market, smashing tumbleweeds underfoot and swatting off the spiders that have gathered to build their homes there. He grunts with a smirk, reminded of how the orcs have always flourished communally, never really having to resort to mercantilism. With his one good hand, he draws out a sack of minas, rooting through and counting them as best an old nomad can. He tucks the sack away for safe-keeping and pounds a signpost into the sand with a grunt and a shrug.

Me has 6,000 minas burning hole in pocket. Dat be enug for maybe djor showcases for merchant shop, here in Strigzgoi. Latz has to buy shop for latz self, but me will give loan for to build showcase so dat latz can stock item. Now is latz chance to apply to me for dis loan. More den one can apply and maybe split da loan; ash can has djor or djor can has ash. Nub be greedy or me will know. Me nub want to see any fud for sale, as Jutra take care of dat. Me also nub want to see any latz try to sell tings from da War Uzg Storage. Me will get sniffing wargs to track da scent ahg if me find trail dat lead to latz shop, me will squeeze latz until latz either **** da items back or become flat, whichever happen first.

Der be nub interest unless latz take too long to pay me back. Me will decide what too long is. Me is fair uruk and know when latz be tinking to skah me.

For to apply, me need dis information:

IC Name:

MC Name:

Status of market stall ownership:

Items to be sold:

Asking price of each item:

How many of each item you have to initially stock:

Relevant skill levels and how you intend to maintain the stock of each item:

Comments:

Me will take all tings into consider. Nub be greedy and if more den one latz apply, me consider split da loan for to get more business going. Ahg, me will nub necessarily fund latz for all dat latz ask for. Remember, dis am to start latz business, nub for me to give latz all me minas for latz to dominate da market. Me hope to see maybe dub or gakh get der business start wit dis, each wit dub or gakh items for to start.

- Targoth Ned Lud'Gorkil

((Apply now. This is intended to stimulate the Strigzgoi Marketplace, not for my own profit, so don't screw me. I'm looking for serious merchants that plan to actually maintain a stock of items and pay me back so that I can stimulate more shops for players in the future. There's no interest really, but if a couple real-life weeks go by and you haven't even tried to repay me anything, I'm going to start cutting off fingers and giving acid baths. Let me know if I've overlooked anything or if anything's unclear.))

[Danny 2232]

Moved to the Great Library. It shall be sorted into appropriate category shortly.