None Survive

[_pok_ 1768]

A loud War Cry can be heard from the North-Eastern swamp-lands. Men, Dwarves, and Elves shuddered at the cry, however they did not know what it meant. Orcs of the Ugluk Clan recognized the cry and knew just what to do.

Music, suggested but not needed.

Pok stood atop his ancient fort, clutching Bumbullaum tightly in his left hand. He watches as Ugluks from all corners of the world file into a line in front of the fort. They look up to their mighty leader, many of his Orcs were tough and battle hardened. He grinned as he watched two of his sons, Krodash and Kiog, stand in front of the line. They had grown stronger since he had last seen them.

“Uglukz, id am tyme.” Pok points to the East and grins and then begins to speak again. “In deze nezt muunz, wi wyll zail tu de Hi Albai, agh end dem. Diz tyme, azh gh fur awl.” He roars just as the rest of his Orcs do, grinning and thumping his axe against his chest. “Rememba lat bruddahz dat were flatted bi dem dizguztin’ beaztz. Wi hab konztrukted ah boat tu zayl dere, ah hab vulenteered de Uglukz tu lead de charge againzt de Hi Albai.” Thumps his axe against his chest again, roaring in satisfaction. His Orcs follow his lead, the metallic clang of weapons and armor ring through the swamplands as the Ugluks thump their weapons about. "Ged ]eadeh Urukz, agh rememba, diz am foah Ugluk agh de War Uzg!”

Pok jumps down off the fort, landing on his feet. He runs up to each of his Ugluks, giving them a strong headbutt that would easily crack the tiny skull of a High Elf. He then returns inside his fort to prepare his ancient armor, the armor of Ugluk himself.

TL;DR:

Your lazy foo' :P

High Elves am gonna be dead.

[Josh △ 87]

(( i'm sorry, can you put a TL;DR please? I didn't understand a word at all :P ))

[Heero 4092]

[The Bahr clan; Help the High Elves just to be rebels? Or siege the High Elves with Pok. Second choice sounds better.]

[Josh △ 87]

(( lol, pok, HIGH ELVES BE DED! :D ))

[higgsyy 104]

Mokrag receives the headbutt and roars.

"Boud tik we flat dem heigh albaiz!"

He roars once more.

[Slic3man 484]

((Pok, The only Orc to include fitting music to his posts, good show.))

[Vakgar 0]

Vakgar roars to the sound of the horn, and comes out of his blarg, with armor on and axe at his shoulder. His hate for Elves kicks in.

"FLAT DEM ALBAI!" he shouts as Pok gives him a headbutt.