A Halfling Looking For A Home

[TheRoyalOnion(Aris) 101]

((A small note is posted near the vale boat at the docks. It reads:))

Hello fello halflings or anyone else who reads this

My name is Aris and I have recently been forced to move out of my home city for my own private reasons. If there is a place I can live among my fellow halflings and be at peace I would be delighted to hear about it. Please if you can leave a small piece of parchment near this note telling if there is a person or place I can stay with.

Thank you

-Aris

[Idiot14yearoldminecraftplayer 280]

There are free homes in Greywater, the owner is extremely generous.

[Sorsby 123]

*Tibb approaches the boat after a long trip to the temple and surrounding areas... upon seeing the note he hastily scribbles a message at the bottom, the message reads...*

'Ello Aris, get yerself on the Salty Samon fer the next trip to The Vale.

We welcome any 'alflins 'ere, we'll get ye sorted with a burrow in no time!

- Tibb Fairfield, Elder of The Vale.

*Tibb then boards the boat hoping to make it back in time for second breakfast*

((You won't get a burrow straight away, you'll need to prove yourself to us first :) ))

[Dalek348 1962]

There are free homes in Greywater, the owner is extremely generous.

*sees the man advertising his other silly little settlement to a fellow Halfling next to the Salty Salmon, and thus brandishes his mighty shovel, prepared for any sort of conflict that may come his way*

"Oi! Get outta 'ere, advertisin' yer silly town. Yer this close to earnin' yerself a good shovellin'!"

*shoos the silly man away with his shovel, and boards the boat with Tibb, his stomach grumbling, and his mind fixated on what he will eat for elevenses. He quickly decides that cake shall be the meal of choice*

[Anonymousam 0]

*notices the man beating his friend with a shovel and walks away, annoyed how he can no longer promote his settlement and mutters 'Nasty hobittses'*