[Slave Auction] Halfling Female

[DrakeHaze 20]

*A street urchin runs up to you handing you the poster*

~Halfling Slave Auction~

Name

Roxanne

Race

Halfling

Gender

Female

Age

20

Height

3'3"

Skills

Farmer (Level 100)

Cook (Level 100)

Condition

Very Healthy, Alive and well

Starting Price

3000 Minas

*The end of the poster says to place all bids on the posters placed outside the major cities and towns by the street urchins*

[[Auction will End on -ToBeAnnounced- Always refer to the major poster placed about for the date]]

*All posters have mysteriously vanished*

[craotor 617]

Grotsnik rises and bids

I WILL GIB LATS A IRON FIZT IB LATS GIB IT TU ME!!

[Skippy 2466]

Sighs as he sees the flier. He mutters to himself.

"Looks loike Ah'll need t'e kill te owner o' dis slave... Dunnae loike people kidnappin' t'e wee halflings!"

[154684321654951 73]

Ser Tybalt is handed a flyer, he eyes it with distain. After a moment of thought he reaches for his coin pouch and weighs it. "Hrmmm, perhaps I should hold off on this" he says to himself, his voice slightly muffled by his helm.

[Watyll 1104]

Ye bastard! Give 'er back!

[Dalek348 1962]

I bid two cakes and the hair from the foot of Ol' Doc Brandybuck fer the freedom of this halfling!

[elsewb1939 25]

*Looks at the flyer in disgust* "Why do ye 'ave to 'urt dis little 'aflin'! Ah dis 'ust isn't rioght."

[Sorsby 123]

*Upon seeing the flyer, Tibb reaches in his rucksack, finding a fire starter. He raises the flyer to the spark of the fire starter, instantly engulfing the flyer in flames... The burning image of Roxanne brings a smile to Tibb's face, it seemingly heals the deep wounds she left Tibb with, after her treacherous behaviour with Bili.

Tibb then promptly tells the street urchin to bugger off and continues with his fishing.*

[LaCabra (Soda) 1519]

[Watyll 1104]

((:D you just pissed off the pyro halfling.))

[Dalek348 1962]

((Not to be a kill joy but try to keep posts IC or put them in brackets.

Thanks :]))

[Beneh 227]

Lobo watches as Tibb tells the scallywag off and burns the parchment with Roxanne's kidnapping details on it

" Dun' worry Tibb, I'm sure Roxanne will ge' wha' she deserves fer' bein' like 'ta 'te yer'. "

[George of House Glover 372]

*picks up the street urchin and tells it

run bak tu whu send dis and tell dem "iv dem try intrude on de finley family's business, dey will be 'unted duwn and klomped flat"

*drops the urchin, letting it run off

[DrakeHaze 20]

*The street urchin returns and hands you a note*

"Mi nub intrude on finley. Mi wun ta blah wit lats, gib da kid a lettur. Mi wuz tryin ta git in tuch wit da finley but dey nub blah wit mid..."

*The note is poorly written but you are able to read it with a little trouble*

[Dalek348 1962]

*Faldo wooshes his new sheepskin cloak lined with wolf fur dramatically, and chuckles somewhat like a villain would. He lights a pipe and writes,

I appear ta be leading the auctions, my dear boy!

as he retreats into the dark woods surrounding the Vale*