The "Dear Patricks"

[Kickstarted and Running 965]

Fliers are posted upon various boards around the cities of Oren and lamp posts with the following message

"Dear people of Oren,

I, Patrick Horen, am offering services of advice of all sorts to any for a very low price: Nothing at all!

Ask anything you like, by bird, personal meeting, put your name, or remain anonymous, I will answer as soon as I can!

Some may ask why I do this, and my answer is simply because I care about the people of Oren. You are our lifeblood, and thus, we should show we care about tax paying citizens. This is a free service I am personally providing to simply emphasize our care, so without further pause, ask away!

Sincerely,

Patrick Horen"

There is a space below for that has the mailing address, and it is signed and stamped

[Jarkarll 314]

A young anarchist writes to "Dear Patrick".

Dear "Patrick",

I've seen that i'm allowed to write anything, so i'll ask what I wish to ask.

Recently... i've been playing wargames usually using the Oren generals and Emperor. So, whats the easiest way to kill the Emperor and what are the major weaknesses of Oren?"

-From

--An upstart soldier.

[Kickstarted and Running 965]

A young anarchist writes to.

Dear "Patrick",

I've seen that i'm allowed to write anything, so i'll ask what I wish to ask.

Recently... i've been playing wargames usually using the Oren generals and Emperor. So, whats the best way to kill the Emperor and what are the major weaknesses of Oren?"

-From

--An upstart soldier.

Dear Soldier

The best way is with kindness. Kindness is the key to anyone's heart.

Sincerely,

Patrick

[Guest Grey]

An experienced and battle scarred elf wirtes to Patrick

"Dear Patrick,

I would like to get a permission letter for wearing both mask and hood in arethor and other big cities of Oren, I ain't no criminal, I'd just rather not show my face to strangers, I'm willing to pay for it too

~G

[Kickstarted and Running 965]

An experienced and battle scarred elf wirtes to Patrick

"Dear Patrick,

I would like to get a permission letter for wearing both mask and hood in arethor and other big cities of Oren, I ain't no criminal, I'd just rather not show my face to strangers, I'm willing to pay for it too

~G

Dear citizen,

We understand your concern and well, mostly that rule isn't followed, even by guards! Just pull it down if they even ask you, and put it back up after you've showed your face. We hope that this answers your question, and that we have been helpful.

-Patrick Horen

[Nefarious Aus Shitpost 891]

A piece of cheap vellum arrives at the mailing address.

"Why doth thy suck?

~ the short angry guy"

[SkyyoBee 249]

Moved to the Great Library. It shall be sorted into appropriate category shortly.