Sugarman, That Lovable Rascal

[Bristlebranch 808]

[Dead]

 

 

Character Name: Sugarman

Nicknames: Wandering Prophet, 'Sugarman' / Psychic Of Malinor, 'Sugarman'
Age: 78
Gender: Male
Race: Forest Dwarf
Status: He's high, or he hears 'The Voices'.

Description:
Height: 4' 3"
Weight: 145 lbs
Body Type: Slender, And /Not/ Muscular.
Eyes: Seafoam Green
Hair: Long, And Light Brown.
Skin: Earthy Brown Skin.
Markings/Tattoos: Elven Brand On His Left Cheek.
Health: High, or Schizophrenically Insane. Other Than That, He's Healthy. (Kinda...)
Personality: Irrational, and scarcely in control of his actions.
Inventory: Sugar, and a journal written as poorly as he speaks.
Further Details: Did I mention he's a Lovable Rascal?

Life-Style:
Alignment*: Chaotic Neutral
Deity*: The purely fictional, 'Goddess o' 'de sugah'.
Religion: 'Sugahism'
Alliance/Nation/Home: Malinor.
Job/Class: Seeker, Labrat, Loser.
Title(s): 'Loser', 'Crazy Man', 'RUN; HE'S BACK!' 'Lunatic' 'Fool'
Profession(s): Petty Thief
Special Skill(s): Throwing rocks through windows, and lock picking.
Flaw(s): Addict, Hears The 'Voices', Is Irrational, Fights Horribly, etc.

Magic*:
Current Status: Totally Freaked Out About Magic.
Arch-type: N/A
Sub-Type: N/A
Rank: 'Oh great... he's back!'
Weakness(es):  Addict, Hears The 'Voices', Is Irrational, Fights Horribly, etc.
Strength(s): Uhm... did I mention he can throw rocks?
Current Spell(s): Pretends To Know People's Futures, (Psychic) For A Reasonable 1 Mina Fee.

Weaponry:
Fighting Style: Run Or Die.
Trained Weapon: N/A
Favored Weapon: Rocks.
Archery: -Charlie Rolls On The Floor Laughing At The Concept-

Biography:
Parents: Honest Hard-Working People Whom Sugarman Has Forgotten About. (Apparently the genes didn't take.)
Siblings: N/A
Children: N/A
Extended Family: N/A
Pet(s): Cain, His Adorable Pet Hedgehog.

Score Chart: Sugarman: 17

                             Everyone Else: 3,974,203

I'm getting there...

 

Sugarman's Non PK Deaths: [6]

Sugarman's Official Arrests: [13]

Sugarman's Insane Rants: [43]

Sugarman Sugaring Someone: [171] (Sugaring is the act of throwing sugar at someone.)

Sugarman's Achievement Points: [11]

Times Sugarman Has Gotten High: [999,999,999,999^E]

Originality Score: [9.2/10]

Lovability: [11/10] Take /that/ all laws of physics, nature, science, and math!

Artwork: N/A

[ConnorMagill 43]

((Now all we need is Jex to respond and start an Rp war))