The Deep Roads And Its Children

[Lefty 1696]

 

 

*Igor walks into the keep in Kal'Azgoth, he stands before the King and his Lords, and whoever else might be at the keep, he clears his voice, he looks at the King and begins to speak*

 

"Meh King, meh Lords. Ah come to ye wiv' grave news. 'bout dree days ago weh wehre 'avin a practoice in teh arena, it was loike evereh ot'er day, ye could 'ear teh sounds ov' clangin' n' workin' n' evereh'tin was goin' fione. Upon enterin' teh main 'all ah 'ear a scream, it was comin' frum teh Merchants guild, ah rushed doown towards teh vault, through teh doors, ah saw Dun bein' attacked by som' sort ov' spawn ov' Iblee's. Me n' teh legionnaires bashed down teh doors n' slayed teh beasts, 'owever 'un ran. Weh see t'at Dun 'ad been stabbed n' sooh' ah order teh Legionnaires teh git 'im oot' ov' teh tight space 'e was in.

 

After goin' back upstairs, a bodeh rolled down infrunt ov' meh, 'un dworf wasnae 'as luckeh, 'e was sent tu teh Temple te beh left wiv' teh Bishops. After goin' through teh main 'all, Roggar tells meh t'at teh 'un t'at ran, ran into te Deeproads, sooh' me n' Roggar went doown tehre, towards teh barricades. Weh saw it again, n' decioded teh ralleh up n' gu after it, ah rallehd up teh dworfs n' weh went doown. It was pitch black, n' weh stayed close, weh 'eard laughters n' cries n' saw moar ov' teh beasts. Weh went further in' n' ah made sure teh keep close, 'owever Lord Telchar stayed back te look at some obsidian, weh realised 'e wasnae wiv' us, sooh' weh ran back te save 'im, teh best tehn stabbed Telchar, n' it ran away. Telchar said 'e was alriote n' weh moved on. After gettin' deeper, it was gettin' 'arder teh breath, it was gettin' darker n' it was gettin' 'otter. Evereh'un started coffin' n' such n' Telchar started vomitin', weh decoided teh leave, 'as a didnae want aneh'un else diein'. Sooh' weh wehre nearleh oot', 'owever teh rocks above us started fallin' on us, sooh' weh gat'ered our strenght n' weh ran oot', luckeleh weh all made it oot'.

 

Weh went upstairs n' Telchar kept vomitin' 'e even vomited on meh aswell, ah dunnae w'y 'e was vomitin' maybe teh air 'ad som sort ov' gas, 'er maybe 'e got poisoned by teh beast, AH DUNNAE! 'owever ah sent 'im off wiv' Roggar n' Delric te get 'im a doctur, n' ah 'avenae 'eard frum tehm since.......

 

 

*Igor finishes speaking and awaits the Lord's and King's response*

[Mucky 443]

"If Olav wus der, teh thin' wuld uf ran aweh ahn nevah cahm bak!

Hurhurhur!"

 

Olaf shouts out loud.

[Moot 1719]

Moved to the Great Library. It shall be sorted into appropriate category shortly.