Blackwood Fence Co.

[NekoTwilight 9]

*A number of flyers are distributed around Oren, with some being nailed upside down to trees. A nervous scribble is on each flyer, detailing the aspirations of a new company with a delirious and rambling script.*
 

"Greetings, and welcome to Blackwood Fence Co. (this flyer is an extension of the Blackwood lands, and trespassing upon this paper flyer is strictly forbidden and punishable by death).

The Blackwood family has been growing the freshest fences for years (except during the great fence famine of 2 weeks ago, which currently continues unabated). We offer the wideliest selection of fences to suit your needs, suitably. These include Iron fences, stone fences, wood fences, fence fences, dirt fences, and dirt fence fences are all offered by our company which we offer.

I am a shrewd and experienced businessman—woman, and have inherited most of my
businessman-woman acumen from my late grandfather, businessman Kalden Blackwood, who personally created the hypothetical market of dirt fence fences (before impaling himself on his own fence in an unrelated dancing accident while.... ((the writing trails off into an illegible jumble of scribbles and doodles of fishes)).
 

Please find attached a sample of our product’s quality ((a shriveled grape is crudely affixed to the bottom of the flyer)).
 

PLEASE NOTE. WE DESPERATELY NEED FENCES TO CONSTRUCT OUR FENCE SHOP."
 

((contact information and the location of a shop are notably absent from the letter))
 

[Lord of the Nublets 92]

((wth))

[Uniquename111 52]

((I read through half: Alright... ok. , I continue: WTF?    ))

[Sky 0]

(lolwut)

[Rhia 936]

Moved to the Great Library. It shall be sorted into appropriate category shortly.