TheRoyalOnion(Aris) 101 Share Posted August 4, 2013 A letter is posted on the Lenfarthing notice board, written in Fancy Hobbit calligraphy. Common Halflings and other useless ravel. Step down now for there is a new master race! The Hobbits are a group of pure blooded halflings who are a much higher pedigree than your average run of the windmill halfling! We have taken up residence in the fancy Hobbits mountain burrow. You may now bow down to The mighty… Milo Herbwallow, Bango Blackfoot, Aris Snowbird, Wilbur Took, Petyr Branbrook and Faldo Featherfoot! We will graciously allow you to go about your life as normal but remember. We are the Master Race! 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aptrotta 162 Share Posted August 4, 2013 Bartley crawls out of a hole, a squid on his head. "Don't forget little old me. Ima hobbit too!" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheRoyalOnion(Aris) 101 Author Share Posted August 4, 2013 Aris looks at the common ravel and makes a disgusted sneer. "Crawl back inteh te 'ole ye came from ye filth!" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aptrotta 162 Share Posted August 4, 2013 Bartley removes the squid from his head throwing it on the ground, his eyes full of sadness. His once grand clothes concerned in dirt, "F-filth?" He mumbles looking downwards. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheRoyalOnion(Aris) 101 Author Share Posted August 4, 2013 Grumbles about his feelings and walks off before he starts to cry Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aptrotta 162 Share Posted August 4, 2013 Bartley wipes the dirt of his clothes, his hobbit skin barely visible under all the dirt. "No more filth.." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt011011 166 Share Posted August 4, 2013 Milo bonks Bartley on the head with his staff as he walks by, muttering "Useless ravel..." as he continues on his way. 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aptrotta 162 Share Posted August 4, 2013 Bartley falls into the dirt. "No more hobbit"he mutters Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
lιoɴ 248 Share Posted August 4, 2013 Pumpty Barkfoot cries with a pumpkin on top a tree. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cmf95 39 Share Posted August 4, 2013 *sits on the shoulder of a human pal, and notices a disturbance in the force!* "Ahm t'e best 'alflin...." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heff 2460 Share Posted August 4, 2013 Fumble sees the letter slide under his door and he pouts. "Darn dem! Day ca' say dat!" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valon (Yokey) 168 Share Posted August 4, 2013 ((Salm Melontoes is better than all of you. Remember that.)) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moot 1719 Share Posted January 4, 2014 Moved to the Great Library. It shall be sorted into appropriate category shortly. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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