Valon (Yokey)

((That looked like fun)) Salm's bones rustle in his grave

Cool 9/10

You act like this only happens when cave exploring

The staff gave a free build map. And then we go in and build, and it starts to suck. The map is only bad because people made it bad. The people who dislike the map are some of the people who made it suck.

The problem isn't the map, the problem is the people in the map

http://i.imgur.com/OUCECu6.png jk this made me lol

Application: Skype Name: You have it you sly dog Hold/Faction: Fort Greymoor Banditos Starting Troop Count: 20 berserker bandito friends, 3 unmotivated prisoners, 14 resident bandtios (Total 37) Allegiance (Stormcloak or Empire): Our own nefarious purposes Give me an interesting fact about the Elder Scrolls Series (lore,glitches etc.) : The warhammer Volendrung was forged by Dwemer, and the leader of the Dwemer tribe threw the warhammer across Tamriel, landing in Hammerfell (Hence the name), which decided where the tribe would live.

Yokey is angry. He deserves mayor. A podium is setup and Yokey invites everyone. "Ivybend. The home of the halflings. Our home. In recent yea's we've seen much change. The halflin's need some'n ta protect their home. No matter where. A strong, inderpendernt leadah. And that thar is why I, Yokorneius Barbashi Fatroot, General in the War on Castle Von Halflingstine, bringer of the Harvest, drinker of booze, and incredibler gambleh, am hereby announcing my canditancity, er whatevah, fer mayor." The one homeless human that showed up claps. Yokey