MaltaMoss

MALTAMOSS.

It's over. The Church of the Canon is the MOST EVIL organization on the Lord of the Craft. I'm serious! I saw Borin (with seven underscores, btw) jump out of the Hand of Horen's one hundred and seventh story window, and land in the water UNHARMED. If you didn't know, falling into water from such a height would be equivalent to JUMPING INTO CONCRETE. It's true; science confirmed it. Something must be at play here. I mean, one does not simply SURVIVE that, right? This is proof that the Church is hiding things we can't comprehend. The Curia secret discord group chat predetermined line of succession and decision making has willed that on this day Borin (seven underscores) survive that jump in order to become Pontiff after MadOne, Viros (who's making a comeback in 6 months bt) and Christ2man. It's real. There's detailed OOC documents with comprehensive plans. I've seen them. I KNOW TOO MUCH!!!! The unreformable Church is our damnation. MRA accelerationism must return to bring back the balance Canonismo needs. Please. I beg of you. It is our only chance to survive the ibleesian Church.

Love,

Maltamoss.