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Joseph Clement de Sarkozy of Pompourelia dropped his watermelon that was meant for his great-grandmother as he read the list that was upon the table. "F-ck."

Philip Hughes de Rosius now also received message of his sister in-law and distant cousin who had died, right after his own grand-uncle passed away - He uttered in a loud screech onceagain. "WHY IS EVERYONE.. DYING? First its my wife Elaine, Grandfather Valent, Then Grandfather Casper, Grand-Uncle Otis and then my sister in-law. Holy f-ck."

An actual full-blood Akritian, a descendant of Holy Sir Theophilos Komnenos-Arianites - Who went by the name of Filippos Komnenos-Arianites heard the words of Vasileia. "TI STO DIAOLO! WHAT IS HAPPENING TO MY PEOPLE!?! ELVES AND AKRITOS? NEVER! MY FOREFATHERS WOULD ROLL IN THEIR GRAVES! GOD. PLEASE. NO."

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?" The mad Philip Hughes de Rosius screeched from within his cave.

Joseph Clement de Sarkozy would have a bright smile at such intelligence from his sister - applauding from within the Sarkozy manor. "Oh how much I love my name. Especially those of Pompourelian origin. Great-Grandfather Franz would be most proud of you for making this within the Ministry of Civil Affairs, my dear sister. With this being released, I shall make a personal vow to call my firstborn son George Amadeus de Sarkozy - As it finally has a meaning to be remembered now." With that he poured more Carrion Black into his glass.

HOUSEHOLD OF SARKOZIC This list includes the names of the Household of Sarkozy, those who lived in the supposed times of 1550 - 1855. This list is to keep historical track upon the lines of the House Sarkozic and to have this reserved for the future members of House Sarkozic to inherit and to add their own descendants upon this very list. Note that this list contains a unit and that this list is to have the full view of all members of House Sarkozic. This list is to be a historical account of our ancestors and our relatives. "Despite difference in rank or birthright - Family is what keeps the sword, scepter and the globus cruciger within the claws of the two-headed eagle of Sarkozic." - Joseph Clement de Sarkozy, Heir to the Barony of Pompourelia, Squire to His Imperial Majesty Philip III. Tobias Sarkozic Son of Francis Sarkozic & Princess Margaret Horen. He married Anne-Marie, Princess of Ponce, daughter of Prince James Lancel of Ponce & Princess Madeleine Francesca Horen. Death: Unknown causes. Adrian Sarkozic Was the son of Tobias Sarkozic & Anne-Marie, Princess of Ponce. Married to an unknown woman who has not been documented within the scrolls of House Sarkozic. Death: Unknown causes. Edgar Sarkozic Was the son of Adrian Sarkozic & Unknown wife. Married Maya Vladov, Death: Unknown causes. John Sarkozic, Duke of Adria Was the son of Adrian Sarkozic, married Amelia of Burgundar Death: Unknown causes. Anya Sarkozic Was the daughter of of Adrian Sarkozic, married to Ladislaus Baron of Vilacz - bore two children; Zoltan Laszlovich & Maria Laszlovich Death: Unknown causes. Joseph Sarkozic, Duke of Adria Was the son of John Sarkozic, Duke of Adria & Amelie of Burgundar, married to Victoria Vilacz and bore three legitimate children, one bastard. Death: Unknown causes. Adrian Leopold de Sarkozy, Duke of Adria, Lord-Protector of The Holy Orenian Empire Son of Joseph Sarkozic, Duke of Adria & Victoria Vilacz - Married Princess Mariya Angelika of Hanseti-Ruska of House Bihar. She bore four children during her marriage with Adrian whilst Adrian had one son from a previous marriage. Death: Unknown causes. Joseph Clement de Sarkozy, Duke of Adria, Holy Orenian Emperor Was the son of Lord Protector Adrian Leopold de Sarkozy & Princess Mariya Angelika. In his later life, he married the Empress-to-be Anne I of House Helane. As the two married, they created the House of Novellen - A cadet branch to the House of Sarkozy and Helane. After the death of his wife, he reigned as the sole Emperor over the Holy Orenian Empire. Death: 1730 - 1814, Old age. George Casimir de Sarkozy, 1st Count of Pompourelia Was the son of Adrian Leopold de Sarkozy & Princess Mariya Angelika. He was the 1st Count of Pompourelia and married Henrietta Karenina, Princess of Alstion. George Casimir was the father of three children. Death: Unknown causes. Philippa Valera de Sarkozy Daughter of Adrian Leopold de Sarkozy & Princess Mariya Angelika. Death: Unknown causes. Anna Carolina de Sarkozy Was the daughter of Adrian Leopold de Sarkozy & Princess Mariya Angelika Death: Unknown causes. George Ulysses de Sarkozy, 2nd Count of Pompourelia Was the son of Count George Casimir de Sarkozy and Princess Henrietta Karenina of Alstion. George married Amalie Lovisa Barbanov-Alimar and thus raised one daughter together by the name of Amadea Ulyssa de Sarkozy. Death: On speculation, old age. Casimira Philippa de Sarkozy, Viscountess Consort of Provins Was the daughter of Count George Casimir de Sarkozy and Princess Heniretta Karenina of Alstion. She was the Viscountess-Consort to the Viscounty of Provins to her husband Viscount John Michael. Death: Unknown causes. Peter Amadeus de Sarkozy Son of Count George Casimir de Sarkozy and Princess Henrietta Karenina of Alstion Death: Unknown causes. Princess Amadea Ulyssa de Sarkozy, Countess-Consort of Renzfeld She was the only one daughter of George Ulysses de Sarkozy and Princess Henrietta Karenina of Alstion. She was also the sole inheritor to the County of Pompourelia, a title that was held by her father and grandfather. In her life she married the previous Crown-Prince of the Holy Orenian Empire; Prince Philip Aurelian, and thus she became Her Imperial Highness, Princess Amadea. The respected mother of His Imperial Majesty Philip III. Death: 1789 - 1834, unknown cause of death. Peter Victor de Sarkozy Was the son of Joseph the Red, the Duke of Adria and Victoria Vilacz, direct ancestor of the current Sarkozic line and brother to Adrian and Henry de Sarkozy. He married Elizabeth Suffolk, and she was a descendant of the King of Suffonia, Edward I. The two had three children. Death: 1698 - 1805, old age and possibly illness. Henry de Sarkozy Was the son of Joseph the Red, Duke of Adria - There is not much known about his life except for being the brother of Peter Victor and Adrian Leopold. Death: Unknown causes. Franz Nikolai de Sarkozy, Archchancellor of The Holy Orenian Empire. Was the son of Peter Victor de Sarkozy, he was married four times and thus fathered many children. Of which only three had the name of Sarkozy. Death: Old age - Or has perhaps gone back to a certain island. Tobias Henry de Sarkozy Is the firstborn son of Franz Nikolai de Sarkozy and Marie Rosieres, the first patriarch to succeed George Ulysses as the Patriarch of House Sarkozic. He married Johanna de Sarkozy and continued the line of Peter Victor de Sarkozy as he became the father of five children, of which four are alive together with Tobias himself. Anna Katerina de Sarkozy She was the firstborn daughter of Franz Nikolai de Sarkozy and Marie Rosieres, she married Alexander Ratibor Tuvyic and thus the two raised the future Duke of Adria as elected by the Duma; Franz Nikolai Carrion-Tuvyic. Death: 1778 - 1802 - Murdered in the library of Providence. Adrian Amadeus de Sarkozy Firstborn son of Franz Nikolai de Sarkozy and Victoria Hildegarde-Pruvia, not much is known about him. Death: 1792 - 1827, unknown causes. Adeline Valera de Sarkozy Daughter of Franz Nikolai de Sarkozy and Irene Cecilya Ruthern, later disowned and known as Adeline Melphestaus for raising a half-breed that turned out to be her daughter. Viktor Hughes de Sarkozy Secondborn son of Franz Nikolai de Sarkozy and Irene Cecilya Ruthern, not much is known of him except for what is mentioned here. Death: 1804 - 1844 Edwin Henry de Sarkozy Late born son of Tobias Henry de Sarkozy and Johanna de Sarkozy - The younger twin of Helena Eleanor de Sarkozy and a renowned Holy Knight in the Supreme Order of Exalted Owyn. Helena Eleanor de Sarkozy, Baroness of Pompourelia The twin sister of Edwin Henry the Sarkozy, nowadays known as the matriarch of House Sarkozy-Pompourelia and the Baroness of Pompourelia. More or less renown for having fifteen children. Laurent Peter de Sarkozy The younger brother of Helena and Edwin, served as the patriarch of House Sarkozy for a good amount of years. He was the successor of his father, Tobias Henry and when Laurent gave up his position - this moved to his older sister Helena Eleanor de Sarkozy. Adrian Lothar de Sarkozy A man and son of Tobias Henry de Sarkozy who has likewise joined the Supreme Order of Exalted Owyn with Edwin, but has died due to unknown reasons a day after he was wed to Helena Rochefort-Helvets. Death: 1812 - 1834 Franz Oswald de Sarkozy One of the sons of Tobias Henry de Sarkozy and Johanna de Sarkozy who was born in 1815 - unmarried and has supposedly gone away, a speculation however. Octavia Helane de Sarkozy One of the daughters of Tobias Henry de Sarkozy and Johanna de Sarkozy, her death is unknown other than Helena Eleanor and Joseph Clement last seeing her within the manor of Sarkozy. Death: 1810 - 1845 Joseph Clement de Sarkozy Born as the older twin brother to Tobias Edwin de Sarkozy, declared as the heir to the Barony of Pompourelia. His namesake comes from Emperor Joseph Clement Novellen, who was previously known as one of House de Sarkozy. Joseph himself involved himself with much work for the Empire - Becoming the Squire to the Emperor, joining the Imperial State Army, being a part of the Ministry of Civil Affairs for writing several articles for the Providence Post. Philippa Henrietta de Sarkozy Daughter of Holy Sir Edwin Henry de Sarkozy, - her mother, Nefertari Heraklia has either gone missing or has gone away. Artames Apis de Sarkozy Son of Holy Sir Edwin Henry de Sarkozy and his wife Nefertari Heraklia of Atrus. A soldier within the Imperial State Army. Deyanira Ophelia Orel The firstborn daughter of Henry Joseph Kovachev and Helena Eleanor de Sarkozy, bastardized. Was married to John Aurelius Hartcold, Viscount of Fauconberg. Tobias Edwin de Sarkozy Born as the younger twin to Joseph Clement de Sarkozy - The oldest alongside their sister within the Pompourelian household. He became the squire of His Imperial Majesty Philip III as his brother. Bianca Mariya de Sarkozy Otherwise known as Bianca of Pompourelia, is one of the elder Sarkozic of her generation. She took up a job within the Ministry of Civil Affairs and has quite the successful career. Constanz Auguste de Sarkozy One of the younger children from the marriage of Helena Eleanor de Sarkozy & Demetriano Valentino d’Montelliano y Delatour. Peter Victor de Sarkozy One of the younger children from Helena Eleanor de Sarkozy and Demetriano Valentino d’Montelliano y Delatour. Katerina Angelika de Sarkozy One of the younger children within the House of Sarkozy, also one of the children during the marriage of Helena Eleanor de Sarkozy & Demetriano Valentino d’Montelliano y Delatour. Laurent Frederick de Sarkozy One of the younger ones within the House of Sarkozy, born as one of the later sons between the marriage of Helena Eleanor de Sarkozy & Demetriano Valentino d’Montelliano y Delatour. Adrian Helena de Sarkozy His name comes from both his Uncle Adrian Lothar de Sarkozy and one of his forefather’s relatives, Adrian Leopold. He is the twin-brother of Katerina Angelika de Sarkozy. Cosette Victoria de Sarkozy One of the younger daughters of Helena Eleanor de Sarkozy and Demetriano Valentino d’Montelliano y Delatour. Franz Henry de Sarkozy A son of Philip Hughes de Rosius and Helena Eleanor de Sarkozy, a renowned baker who dominates the streets of providence with his pies. Owyn Valent de Sarkozy One of the younger sons from the marriage of Demetriano Valentino d’Montelliano y Delatour - A rather young one. His namesake comes from Ex. Owyn. Andrik Valentin de Sarkozy Andrik Valentin de Sarkozy is the second youngest from the marriage of Philip Hughes de Rosius and Helena Eleanor de Sarkozy. His firstname coming from Philip his forefather, King Andrik III of Hanseti-Ruska - His second name coming from Philip his grandfather, Valent de Rosius. Octavia Eleanor de Sarkozy Octavia Eleanor de Sarkozy was the youngest that came from the marriage between Philip Hughes de Rosius and Helena Eleanor de Sarkozy. Octavia would have the exact looks of her father - The tanned skin and green eyes. Nilufer Elizabet de Sarkozy One of the daughters of Laurent Peter de Sarkozy and Elisanna Yasmina Hasegawa. Information unknown about her. Yasmina Victoria de Sarkozy One of the daughters of Laurent Peter de Sarkozy and Elisanna Yasmina Hasegawa. Information unknown about her. Esther Adrienne de Sarkozy One of the daughters of Laurent Peter de Sarkozy and Elisanna Yasmina Hasegawa. Information unknown about her.

The young heir to Pompourelia known as Joseph Clement de Sarkozy nodded. "If good old fat Georgie rolls in his grave I am certain that we'll feel the ground shake.. Perhaps a few buildings collapsing here and there." With that the young Sarkozic began building supportive fortifications within his home to prevent the manor from collapsing, just in case!!

Joseph Clement de Sarkozy coughed as he read the missive. - Ordering a lot of Carrion Black and wine to be sent to Charlotte Augusta, as he penned a letter as kin and with friendly concern for his far relative; the box arrived with a card attached to it saying "You are going to need it.. auntie Charlie." With that being done the young Sarkozic began to party all night long as he did before sending off the box full of Carrion Black. Though the poor 18 year old boy partied with concern for his longtime distant family and friend since he was 10. @MunaZaldrizoti Then a lad who had recently arrived 'pon the soil of the Empire seemed utterly confused. This lad went by the name of Aurelius, as he travelled alongside his brother Tiberius. "Well.. good brother of mine - It seems that we have returned home - Only.. the circumstances are f-cked." @MCVDK

"Who is this guy again? Ah.. the pretender line or what?" Ivarus merely asked to no one in particular knowing of much of a psycho he is.

"The only true Patriarch would be Adrien, but sure why not." Ivarus shrugged. Ivarus recalls joining the clergy because he was driven insane by constantly being called a bastard and having done nothing for the Sedanian cause except for having the upbringing of a rebel and thus was educated with the rebel ideology of the then Principality of Sedan.

AN OPEN LETTER TO YAROMIR You O’ so bloodthirsty, lustful and power-hungry Yaromir, Tell us why you use one of the scriptures of Exalted Sigismund who was not a prophet but was tasked with writing the teachings that he was told by GOD? Why must that apply upon our Emperor and Empress? For I can only see you bless those who are willing to cut down eight-thousand GOD fearing soldiers. You claim to be so Holy but you conspire against the true successors of Horen? It is you who has slaughtered eight-thousand of ours, yet you hide behind the Canonist Law to excuse yourself from causing this slaughter? You preach peace, yet you have allowed our Canonist brothers to fight alongside heathens to cause a massacre? You are an old man who seems to tend to secular duties, support claimants to the Holy Orenian Throne and to constantly slaughter everyone who does not align themselves with your views. You are anything but holy, we believe that you are sent by the deceiver to slaughter those who have been faithful. You are a manipulator and an opportunist. Instead of trying to decimate the amounts of heathens, you align your views with theirs - As for me, in my time of being the Archbishop of Henrikev I have burnt those who dared to desacrate our soil. I can not believe that this conflict has gotten to the point where a mere deposed Archbishop as me must teach a High Pontiff a lesson on how to find a solution to something the Pontiff himself has caused. Kill all the heathens who were responsible for those eight-thousand deaths and reconcile with the true successors of Horen. I see the Orenians shake their heads in regret for saving you that day when a girl almost murdered you. It is rather unfortunate that she failed, for without you wandering upon this world we would be more than happy. Your vile tactics of scheming seem to have failed, Yaromir the Little, the bloodthirsty or the lustful? I suppose that Owyn III would spit on you from the Seven Skies knowing he was not as bloodthirsty as you were. I do believe that Owyn III would have brought the course of the faith to a far better future than you, for at least he did not slaughter eight-thousand faithful Canonists for his own ill will. I pray to GOD, every day and night in the hope that GOD himself takes you away from this world. For you have caused a massacre in His name, and thus your so called ‘Holiness’ has been stripped from you. I pray that you shall go back to the father that sent you who identifies himself as Iblees. It is within my hope, as a deposed Archbishop but a faithful man in GOD - That you shall remove yourself from the Pontificial Throne and thus clear a path for a bright future for the entirety of Canonism instead of supporting false claimants and sending eight-thousand faithful people into death. The people who you have made grief for their poor souls shall never forgive you for your reckless actions, and now the majority of your flock hates you for making this failed scheme. Is there any other Pontiff that has done so many failed things in his past? I do not believe so - For I am certain that your predecessors would turn into their graves for supporting a claimant and trying to get help of the heathens to support this endeavor of yours. May GOD be merciful upon you and your life, for the anger of the Orenian people has grown now and so you have started something of which the outcome is inevitable. It is you who has torn humanity apart, and so created this eternal conflict. As for I, Ivarus Petyr Bishop-Draghiscescu shall take the burden of serving the Orenian people as a TRUE Canonist. For what the subjects of the Holy Orenian Empire, is support from GOOD Canonist clergy. To the Orenians who read this open letter, I, Ivarus Petyr Bishop-Draghiscescu, vow to GOD, His Exalted and the Holy Scrolls that I shall serve you in the times of need, although my Archbishopric has been revoked from me, I shall do anything necessary to help you all through those times. GOD is one who grants mercy, for the Pontiff that we have now does not show the same - But instead allows YOUR blood to be shed for Yaromir his own ambitions. It is time for us to put an end to this and to summon all of those faithful Canonists of the Holy Orenian Empire to oppose him. Thus far, Their Imperial Majesties have done enough effort to prove the will of the faithful Orenians - And so I pray that our faith continues but under new leadership. Should Their Imperial Majesties see me fit to guide the Orenians into the light of true Canonism - then it would be my absolute honor, to be your servant. It is my duty, as a man who has served GOD and his Church for many years to guide those in need. Ivarus Petyr Drăghicescu Archbishop-Emeritus of Henrikev Of House Bishop-Draghicescu

"AUNTIE AMADEA? WHERE? WHEN?WHEREEEEEEEEEEEEEE?!?!?!?!?!?!" Joseph Clement de Sarkozy woke from his nap as Anne Josephine tossed the missive in his face

Joseph Clement de Sarkozy highfived Simon. "OH MY GOD! SO COOL! My great 3x Uncle was Lord Protector Adrian Leopold!"

"Is this a "cry more" moment?" Joseph Clement de Sarkozy asked his Uncle Franz. "It is truly unfortunate that an Orenian kept good Johanna from ending this pontiff. I pray someone makes some more progress then." @Chennster

"We could have let your Pontiff bleed to death on the streets of Providence but now it is quite unfortunate that we did not, we saved him and this is how he rewards us. Unfortunate that he did not go on a similar fate as my dear friend Johanna. As my wise Uncle Franz once said, "Feel free to cry more."." A young Sarkozic shrugged.