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  1. A piano just fell on my head and replaced my teeth with piano keys that played a jingle before falling out

    1. Metamancy

      Metamancy

      what was the jingle

    2. Beardicuss

      Beardicuss

      An Anvil fell on my head and gave me a giant bump double the size of my head1

  2. "This is one of the WORST Emperors in history." Quipped the quipping Patsy Tiber, who didn't know that the fate of the rest of the Tibers.
  3. "And next, the Capital." Said the Tiber Knight, Patsy.
  4. wasn't the Ando Aulr crisis from voidal tears exploding and hitting the ground, I feel like it's intentional, considering how a massive chunk of Almaris got nuked by it? AFAIK IIRC Ando Aulr exploding is the reason Voidal Mages fear the Voidal Tears nowadays, it's very taboo, because of how it nuked a big chunk of Almaris. @voidal-mages correct me if I'm wrong!
  5. wowj

    Imagine.

    PRICES AS LOW AS THESE- YOU'LL NEVER SEE A DEAL THIS CHEAP, LOOK AT ALL THIS COAL, LOOK AT HOW MUCH FOR IT ALL (172 mina!) BUY NOW- BEFORE THE STOCK RUNS OUT!!!
  6. wowj

    Coal.

    [!] Many Advertisements blown by the wind Are you in the need of.. COAL? Well I've got what you're looking for, the CHEAPEST COAL around! LOOK AT THESE PRICES! THE CHEAPEST COAL EVER? [Only 345.6 Mina For all of it!] NOW THIS IS COAL BUY NOW - THIS DEAL WILL NEVER COME AGAIN!
  7. [!] A letter reaches the both of them, it was a piece of paper ripped in half, one of the previous letters. "Whichever one of you finds me first will learn Golemancy, as I've only the room for ONE MORE STUDENT." Signed, Fahdon.
  8. A letter was sent back- the same letter that Nimue sent, although with the response written on the back of the page, it read; Greetings. Fake mustaches don't count, you shouldnt've said you'd wear a fake mustache, should've just shown up wearing one, I wouldn't have noticed. Signed, Fahdon.
  9. wowj

    rigorous

    1. Rig

      Rig

      wowj sweet prince

    2. wowj

      wowj

       

    3. Rig

      Rig

       

  10. [!] Text were scorched into a wooden board, and placed into a city, although due to being unclarified what city this were, it were likely this random board were seen by many, if not everyone, perhaps there were a board in every single city. HELLO, Magi, Witches and the Rare True VVizards. I am a Master of Fire Magic, yet I seek more, I wield not anything except for the Evocations of Flame, nor would I wield anything more than Flame, yet I allow myself to hunt for the abilities of Enchantment, so all may wield Flame, as I do, all shall wield Flame, for flame is the greatest of the Evocations, the best, the most fiery of all Evocations. If you would like to be an aide in this quest, find me, send a letter. - Master of Flame, Hinote P.S, I have Nyxium.
  11. [!] A note was left publically, too. "Hi I'm Fahdon, I'm looking for Three Golemancy Students too! Send me a letter! You have to have a wonderful moustache though, like me."
  12. [!] Many Grub-Bucket Napkins were blown by the wind. Grub-Bucket[TM] Sales Event Butterfly Bonanza! Konichi'ug Grub-Fans and Grub-Fans, Grub-Bucket[TM] here, at the Grub-Bucket[TM], we (The Grub Bucket[TM]) have a special sales event! Butterfly Bonanza! With many bug-themed meals, we're sure you'll never go hungry! Come on down to any participating Grub-Bucket[TM] location on Azuras, (Note; The only Grub-Bucket[TM] location lies within Kurai-Kuni's Capital City of Yuromachi), and get yourself a Butterfly themed Grub meal! Stay Grubby! -Ote Shokungaisha, Spirit of Grub-Corp.
  13. its good that greatswords aren't 1 handed weapons anymore
  14. v all of thoseo creatures existed around Du loc #knowers

  15. Washington makes a-lot of the Blueberries

    1. Borin

      Borin

      wat u researching fruit for wowj

    2. wowj

      wowj

      bored

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    Hello everyone!

    1. Anbennar

      Anbennar

      thank u wowj.

    2. Cheezboi9

      Cheezboi9

      Hi wowj

    3. KeiaTypeBeat

      KeiaTypeBeat

      God bless u wowj

  17. The Peach State - Georgia, they make some good peaches over there

    (did you know that despite the common title, its third in state of peach production?)

    1. Hawkeye_Gough

      Hawkeye_Gough

      ******* love Georgia. Peaches don't grow too well out here- and they're not a super stable crop in general- but peanuts abound!

    2. wowj
    3. Stag

      Stag

      I fly into Georgia for layovers all the time. I love how lush and green it looks from above.

  18. imagine if you would, a game of lore, the lore games- my goodness, its genius!

  19. Death is a good thing. We have the Daemons to thank for it. Everyone has to die, everyone WILL die. Because death is a good thing. Write to me, fellow evil, let us destroy the world. -- Killgore Shadowknife, Squire of Darkness
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