sneakybandit

Too long to read, so im just going assume Noobli doubled down on his racism

TO THE CLAN OF FREYSSON By the Authority and Will of the King of Norland Issued on, 12th of Caedric’s Kindling, 466 Age of Stifled Flame AS THE HIGH CHIEFTAIN of the Rurikid Clans it is my duty to settle and mediate the disputes of the sons of Edvard, Eirik, and Frey. And as is his right, Frey Ruric of the Freysson clan, has called for a Chiefsmoot before the High Keeper of the Red Faith and the High Chieftain of the Rurikid Clans. SO LET THERE BE NO DOUBT That a moot of the Freysson Clan will be held at the end of this Ashen week, all fully ignited members of the clan are commanded to attend should they wish to vote for the future of Clan Freysson. BY THE BLOOD OF THE HERALD Balon Eiriksson Ruric, King of Norland, High Chieftain of the Rurikkid, Jarl of Vjardengrad, Defender of The Red Faith, Defender of the Highlands.

Balon Eiriksson sings a song

Balon Ruric wiped his sword clean from the blood of the dwarves "These frostbeards must be in shambles, after so many losses"

Darek Irongrinder stood over the final resting place of Zahrer, slowly his gaze turned to look upon the mausoleum he had carved for the dwarf who had become his teacher, his father. A resting place fit for the body of Zahrer 'The Runesmith', piles of gold taken from the treasury of Khron'Hundmar to help the dwarf bribe his way into the halls of Dungrimm filled the tomb. Then with a heavy heart Darek took the hammer and chisel from his belt, tools which had once been gifted to him by the Arch-Runelord at the alter of runes many years ago. Then the Lord of the Irongrinder Clan placed the chisel upon the stones that made up the passageway, striking the hammer against it's back and sealing the Tomb of Zahrer Irongrinder for the rest of days.

THE RIVER RUNS RED By the Authority and Will of the King of Norland Issued on, 7th of Father’s Eve, 464 Age of Stifled Flame TO THE PEOPLE OF SÓLHEIM, On the 7th of Father’s Eve, a lone Dwarf was spotted at the gates of Vjardengrad, a Frostbeard by the looks of him, and behind him his band of miscreants. The Red Cloaks assembled a small but determined force, eight men in total, led by none other than King Balon himself who ordered the lads to sally forth and squash the brigands who plagued the North Road. The engagement began with volleys of arrows before quickly turning to a charge. Swords and axes clashed filling the air with the song of steel as the dwarves cried for their bearded mothers. With two dead brigands the rest turned tail, as dwarves are notoriously good sprinters, yet Norlandic prowess bested the sprinters. The King’s very own Squire, Torrhen Eiriksson Ash, captured the band’s commander who, in desperation, pretended to be a simple duck paddling down the River Petra. Brought to the square of Vjardengrad, the dwarf stood before all, as a specialized stump was brought forth; one befitting one so squat. Squire Torrhen Ash requested to deliver the King’s Justice however King Balon knew it was his justice to deliver and so it should be his axe to swing. And so it was delivered. The heads of the brigands line the roads to Norland so as to remind the Urguani aggressors of the fate of outlaws. LET IT BE KNOWN Chicken and Silas have completed their Trials of Blooding and Skill, with the highest of esteem and honor. IRON FROM ICE

DECLARATION OF THEGNSHIP By the Authority and Will of the King of Norland Issued on, 10th of EDVARD’S IRE, 464 of the Age of Stifled Flame (7/24/2023) FOR MANY CENTURIES The once proud BOOK OF THEGNS has lain forgotten, not a single THEGN has been named since Izekeil Arden earned the title at the great hall of DUNHARROW. AND SO IT SHALL BE That the warrior EYVIND KVITRAVN II posthumously be named a THEGN of the Kingdom of Norland and granted the epithet ‘The Fearless’ for his courageous actions not only during the Cartref Mor rebellion, but also his defiance against the Dwarven Warmongers. IRON FROM ICE Our Will be known to all on the 10th of EDVARD’S IRE, 464 of the Age of Stifled Flame at Vjardengrad, Kingdom of Norland, BY THE BLOOD OF THE HERALD Balon Eiriksson Ruric, King of Norland, High Chieftain of the Rurikkid, Jarl of Vjardengrad, Defender of The Red Faith, Bulwark of the Norlandic People

The King of Norland chuckled "Ironic that the Grand King must make amends for the crimes of these Frostbeard terrorists"

The Arch-Runelord was very disappointed.

Darek Irongrinder sheds a great many tears, hearing of the death of one of his oldest friends.

"A shame how low the dwarves of Urguan have fallen" Balon says to Hilda as the letter is written.

How long until raid ladders and tnt are remove ya think?

What did you did to seadaedra? Now that I think about it since you showed up he has disappeared