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    Darek Irongrider, Eirik Eiriksson
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    Dwarf, Human

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  1. sneakybandit

    Ale Day

    “Always eh good time fer eh ale day!” Darek says as he prepares a special batch of Dr.Beard
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    DNN #18

    Darek smiles the sun’s smile as he reads his morning paper “Dnn is certentleh teh best news in all of arcass!”
  3. Darek spits out his Dr.Beard tm as he reads the news “holy **** that’s spicy”
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    DNN #16

    Darek smiles the sun’s smile as he reads the DNN after returning from a long court battle. “Good tuh see teh best enhanced news is back in town”
  5. Darek Irongrinder looks up from his morning DNN and smiles hearing the good news!
  6. “Oh my” Comments a passing dwarf
  7. Accepted Welcome to the Legion of Mercy Seek out a Temple leader to begin your training and receive a uniform.
  8. Darek Irongrinder turns to face Mafraedon before commenting “Violence is never the answer, Violence is a question” he pauses for dramatic effect as he slowly turns back to his good friend Jorvin “And the answer is yes”
  9. “Last i checked we dont negotiate with terrorists” Darek grumbles
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    DNN #15

    Darek Irongrinder Approves this message
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    DNN #14

    Darek smiles seeing his daily enhanced news
  12. The Cha-Cha Slide Crusade Part 2: Hokey Pokey Boogaloo As news of the latest outrage to fall upon the blessed mountains of the Under-Realm of Urguan, the hierarchy of Da Arkammar oz Zahere, The Legion of Mercy, gathered in the many-pillared halls of Varoth’Akvel, the holiest of holdings under the Legion’s control. Alongside them sat the High Preceptor of Da Kirkja Dverga and a few miscellaneous dwarves. Much like her grandfather before her, Bianca Ireheart promptly chucked a stone chair out one of the windows of the fort. As Marshall Jorvin Starbreaker and Seneschal Mafraedon “The Sword of Zahrer” Irongrinder yelled in fury at this news, suddenly a fist landed upon the poor wooden table, cleaving it in twine. Grand Master Darek Irongrinder’s sudden attack upon the poor table forced silence upon the room. Slowly, Darek crossed the room to the open window, overlooking the caverns of the Under-Realms, as he slowly drew a gentle hand across Dungrimm the Chicken. In a low guttural tone, he called to the dwarves present, “Dere will beh nae Merceh fer deh Dark Elger! Call deh banners! Renew deh foires ov war! Get en loine! Start deh music!” ((Goddamnit Darek said to start the music! Click the link!)) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RSvTAJiTUfE thx daedra for writing my words
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