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Akeron

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  1. U HAZ DAI ZREEEE

  2. Akeron

    Nice Server

    You do not even know how many people like this exist on the DayZ forum. Quickly, shoo it away before more appears xD.
  3. Akeron

    {Suggestion}

    Yeah. Our coding god can't touch anything without the owner of the mod flipping a table and calling the metropolice, so we're stuck with default Day Z. On the bright side, Vaquxine actually gives more of a damn then any other server host's on Day Z xD.
  4. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1KvV101MlWY&feature=plcp " I just saw someone running. So is that you? " " Yeah, yeah thats me. " Here's me, trying to find Syrio because I needed a bit of food and drink, but I walk away with some MP5SD bullets instead. Neat trade!
  5. Akeron looks at the man on the ground, slowly hitting PGUP so that his CZ zero's out to the mans level.
  6. -Rip's up the peace treaty he had been writing all day-
  7. Pssh. FM's are so noobs. Until Aegis will crushhh youuu with our gorrila tactics. I really don't know what gorrila tatics are. I just heard Gaius mention it once to us Kharajyr and it sounded coolfax.
  8. Just sent invites to all 'yo peeps. Just one rule of thumb for LotC DayZ, if we see you killing a fellow teammate, we'll probably all gang up on you haha.
  9. Well, hello. I've got my own little group on steam, we are a small body of 6-10 peoples that love to play video games together, and we've been hopping from Garrysmod, Team Fortress Two, Tribes: Ascend (REALLY GOOD, TRY IT) and now DayZ. We don't exactly have a name, but I'm just going to call them 'UA' {Until Aegis}. Everyone in our group has TS, Skype, and Steam. The only requirement however is that you have steam, and you're ready to love me. I know I am ready to love myself, so come on and join! We are: - Royced/Akeron (LotC Player) (UA Member) [DAYZ] - Seagullflysblind (UA Member) [DAYZ] - Johny_Martino (LotC Player) [DAYZ] - Fich_S_Killroeye [DAYZ] - Xeniith (LotC Player) - Bananamafia - CY102 (UA Member) [DAYZ] - Crutch (UA Member) [DAYZ] - RoxTheSox [LotC Player] (UA Member) - TheJubro (UA Member) - Jester<GMI> (UA Member) [DAYZ] - Belyn (LotC Player) (UA Member) [DAYZ] - Sweord (LotC Player) (UA Member) [DAYZ] - Triggerhoax (UA Member) [DAYZ]
  10. I went to the mall today and went to the foodcourt first. I asked the guy for a mountain dew, and he filled the entire thing with ice. I went to the back of the court and removed all the ice and asked for a refill, only with no ice. He told me he couldn't do that, and I threatened to ask a manager. Upon seeing a manager walk from the room behind him, the manager explains "We can't give you the actual 44oz drink, we have to add ice as an addition that is required."

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    2. Dargene

      Dargene

      Good thing in england, they trust us with the refill machines >:D

    3. Braxis

      Braxis

      The Fast food palces have open Foutians here, but not the malls >,>

    4. ShadowNinji

      ShadowNinji

      I would never order from there again. In

      fact you should stand in front of it with a sigh.

  11. Yeah, the Alchemist here. Been here for 365 days. WOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  12. *edited

    Edited by Akeron
    numero five cringo
  13. If anyone of you can remember what I mean by this, but damn, I don't have enough seeds to make this cobblestone really mossy :(

    1. Religious_Pie

      Religious_Pie

      Very old Ideas and Lore suggestion ain't it?

    2. Coconuta
    3. Akeron

      Akeron

      Rio got it :(

  14. Quickly approaching 365 days within Lord of the Craft. :*)

    1. nickdabeast135
    2. Ancora (pandalex12)

      Ancora (pandalex12)

      Same here...9 days to go

    3. Hiebe

      Hiebe

      been there ;P

  15. I WOULD, *edited

    Edited by Akeron
    removing all the cringe from my home page
  16. Happy birthday LOTC!

    1. Guest

      Guest

      Isn't it May 30th?

    2. Goliath

      Goliath

      It's not LoTCs birthday... it's mine ;)

    3. Falks

      Falks

      Happy birthday Lat'z

  17. hey, you know how i gave you 50k?

    i'm going to need that back.

    Kidding, haha.

  18. Still haven't forgotton, wizard. You owe me a home in Al'Khazar.

  19. Ladies and gentlemen, hoboes and tramps, Cross-eyed mosquitoes and bow-legged ants, I come before you to stand behind you, To tell you something I know nothing about. Next Thursday, which is Good Friday, There will be a Mother's Day meeting for fathers only; Admission is free, so pay at the door, Pull up a seat and sit on the floor. The topic to discuss... The crime that has never been committed.

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    2. 0000

      0000

      One fine day in the middle of the night,

      Two dead boys got up to fight;

      Back to back they faced each other,

      Drew their swords and shot each other.

      A blind man came to watch fair play,

      A mute man came to shout "Horray!"

      A deaf policeman heard the noise and

      Came to stop those two dead boys.

    3. Akeron

      Akeron

      Clever, Alkenaar.

    4. 0000

      0000

      Didn't come up with it.

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    Edited by Akeron
    removing all the cringe from my home page
  21. Just walked into a sex roleplay scene...

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    2. Queen of Aegis

      Queen of Aegis

      ^ burn the heretics!

    3. Robin Drake

      Robin Drake

      I implore you to take screenshots an dfile a ban report.

    4. Akeron

      Akeron

      Gave all the evidence I can to Freya.

  22. Where the **** have you been! :R

  23. Naturally I've seen you as a mature person and deserving of trust.

    Unfortunately, this opinion, like the ones I've had for many others, had died months ago.

  24. I'm a cool cat.

    1. Mitchamaya

      Mitchamaya

      Cool cats are the best cats.

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