EpicSmith

To all the disgruntled teenagers posting suicidal status updates, take a minute out of your busy, hassle filled lives to read this: http://tinyurl.com/94tqfuo

I feel like I'm the top rper, and that you all suck. Get off LOTC and let me rp with myself cause I'm to good to rp with you all.

What came first the chicken or the egg Hmmm

Between hammer and anvil, the Obsidian Crown was forged. Red was the blood that spoiled from it, and nine were the gems that imbued it's power.

O____O

Why do I make myself wait for people to post on forum rp on all hours of do day?

*cough*

*Attaches his monocle and puts on his top hat, adjusting his top hat. He takes a bite of a jimmy and steps outside* I do say, it's time to rustle some jimmies

K time for new map k? kk.

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Slowly getting bored of server, anyone got idea to boost my moral for this server?

You've got girl problems? I feel bad for you, son, I got 99 problems and... Uhhhhhhhhh.

You've got girl problems? I feel bad for you, son, I got 99 problems and... Uhhhhhhhhh.

You've got girl problems? I feel bad for you, son, I got 99 problems and... Uhhhhhhhhh.

Wife just walked in and saw me playing lotc for the first time. Very awkward explaining.

is there anyway at all to make a human immoral? well i mean not die from old age.

Just had some guy calming I was speed hacking, lolwut?! I picked up his stuff and walked off, he didn't shout stop, and I logged about 5 mins after to play a MineZ server. he is just mad he lost his stuff :P

Who would you say is the most notorious villain on LotC?

My computer's so old that it I can't get the MUC working how it used to and tried to fix my MC myself and had to delete it to fix the damage I did... :(

Hello...... um, why are you staring at me.......

I just played Skyrim for the first time: I needed food, so I killed a chicken, then everyone in Riverwood attacked me; crazy ****. It seems that chicken was a proud member of their society.

Ok seriously how do we obtain gunpowder In-Game?

I just played Skyrim for the first time: I needed food, so I killed a chicken, then everyone in Riverwood attacked me; crazy ****. It seems that chicken was a proud member of their society.

Ok seriously how do we obtain gunpowder In-Game?

Wait... so /delevel saps your credits off a profession of your choice, so what happens to the credits after they are sapped?