DrakeHaze.

"Barmy Merchant Company is willing to take this job, our price per net is set to 5 minas as great effort and time is put in by our numerous tinkers and breeders to craft such sturdy netting. The price is non-negotiable, nets will only begin being crafted upon acceptance of this proposal and it will take a minimum of half a Saint's day to craft and ship said nets." - Barmy of Salami

Under review. Meet at Barmy HQ the next Saint's Day or so for an interview.

Under review. Come to Barmy HQ for interview sometime next Saint's day.

"I yield, the recipe no longer works."

"2550."

Accepted. Stay out of trouble Barmy Boy.

"Barmy can supply whatever amount of any of the items listed, undercutting any and all other opposition. If this interests you, do send a bird. - Barmy of Salami"

"2000"

"900"

"Barmy Tavern is to the right of Felsen entrance. You can't miss it. Thats where." says the underpaid hired hand.

*Poster* "As of right now Barmy Tavern has open rooms available for rent! You may be asking yourself 'Well why should I rent here'? Fear not, for there are reasons why Barmy is better to rent from than some High Elf degenerate! For starters our room pricing is cheap, something all should enjoy and have enough coin to pay without feeling as if they are at risk to losing their possessions once some TAX FIENDS show up at your doorstep. Barmy provides FREE food to all residence of the tower and the occasional free drink! We model our Tavern lifestyle as a communal gathering, or more so a fraternity. That being as it is you may notice the shared dining room and kitchen, some lack of privacy should you be the loner type! Only those with the Barmy Key are able to enter the Tavern, so should you be chased by a couple of goons you are free to run into the Tavern to keep you and your possessions safe. Not only this but Barmy has a great item policy, should you be unable to pay your rent you will be given TWO SAINTS DAYS to move your items or pay the rent. This is to help develop a safe atmosphere and ensure friendly behavior between resident and landlord. You can make additions to your rooms to give it your own special touch. Onto the rooms! First room, 2nd floor. Rent = 50 minas weekly Second room, 3rd floor. Rent = 60 minas weekly. Third room, 3rd floor. Rent = 30 minas weekly. Penthouse, Top floor. Rent = 80 minas weekly. For those of you loners out there that cannot handle socialization with your fellow residents or simply like dark, damp places then I have the perfect place for you! Barmy is renting out the 'Deep Dark Cellar'! Impress your friends with how immersed you are in dark places, smile gleefully at the lack of sunlight every morning as you tinker away in the basement making explosives for the Jihadists under Faiz. 'Deep Dank Cellar' Rent = 50 minas weekly. For inquiries send a bird to the Barmy of Salami or pin a note to this poster to meet your landlord and discuss moving in today! " *A hired hand stands by idly to ensure spam is kept to a minimum and advertisements do not overlap this poster, undercutting being grounds for pvp*

Accepted! Welcome to the club, Barmy Boys.

*A response* "To the right of Felsen entrance is the Barmy HQ. The Barmy of Salami will await your arrival, should you not be able to meet within the hour you can pen a response to this for a more suitable time."

*Poster* "Barmy Merchant Company as of this moment is selling a few crates of herbs. The herbs are listed below with the amount in stock, prices are negotiable and bidding is accepted. Aswell, Barmy Merchant Company is also selling the 'Barmy Herblore Guide' for all you aspiring Alchemists out in the realm trying to gather herbs, this guide includes exactly how to gather herbs such as Athin or Serpent's stalk, the biomes herbs are found in an what to use your Alchemy Shears on to get best results. The price of this guide is set to 300 minas. " Drake's Tail = 12 Clutcher's Straw = 27 Athin = 3 Dwarf's Pumpkin = 10 Metzli's Tangle = 6 Halfling's Grass = 108 Tippin's Root = 92 Flametongue Root = 5 Alabaster Leaf = 9 Saffvil = 8 Goblin's Ivy = 5 Larihei's Fingers = 14 Blood Lotus = 42 Elf's Hair Vine = 7 Crimson Vase = 5 Barmy Merchant Company is looking for able bodied men and women wishing to gain experience in various professions, if interested swing by Barmy HQ outside Felsen with an application. "

Accepted! Report to Barmy HQ right of Felsen gates for debriefing, Barmy Boy.

Accepted! Report to Barmy HQ to the right of Felsen entrance for debriefing, Barmy Boyz.

The Barmy of Salami smiles, adding the names to the registry. A response is penned to the two applicants! "Accepted! After a brief meeting you have what it takes to join Barmy. Your ranking as of now is Barmy Boy, work hard and be promoted. Welcome aboard, I look forward to working with you."

The Barmy Merchant Company The Barmy Merchant Guild has one main objective. To become the top merchant guild in Vailor, being able to fund and arm troops to the teeth without making a dent to their coffers. Unearthed from the ashes of the past Barmy Merchant Guild of Athera they seek fortune wherever it may be. Through blood or slick merchantile efforts they will collect the realm’s relics. Members of the Barmy Merchant Company are given shares based off their ranking within the guild. Meaning, when the time comes for them to cash in their shares and leave the company they get a cut of the total the company is worth. The longer you stay, the better the company grows, the more your pockets could be filled! We are recruiting all craftsmen and merchants, we only ask you leave your shoes at the door. For applying please use this format: Name: Race: Past Groups: Skills: Reason for joining: [OOC] MC Name: Skype: Teamspeak (Y/N): Will this be your main character: ~Ranks~ Barmy for Salami The Barmy for Salami has complete control over the merchant company and all relics and resources are to be handed to him. He is in-charge of recruitment and promotions. Barmy Carly The Barmy Carly is in-charge of ensuring that members of the company donate their resources to the Barmy for Salami. All changes with the company will also be discussed with barmy carly's as only the barmy for salami's most loyal will be positioned with this rank. Barmy Salaryman The Barmy Salaryman is a rank given to all members who have been with the company for at-least two elven weeks. They take orders from the Barmy Carly and Barmy for Salami Barmy Boy Barmy boy is a rank given to all new-comers of the company.

Alright, but the first cannons had pages of lore and actual engineering know-how on how it works and why it should work. Throwing that in will increase your chance of the lore being accepted, post seems more so rushed to me not that I really mind seems more concise. Just incase the thread blows-up or anything.