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  1. CowsGoMoo

    I-I had a piece missing... in my 1000 piece puzzle. It is now... only a 999 piece puzzle. -puts hands over mouth and sobs quietly-

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    2. CowsGoMoo

      CowsGoMoo

      D-Don't give me that look! It wasn't my fault!

      It must've been those ACCURSED BORROWERS!

    3. everblue2er101

      everblue2er101

      I always knew you were a good-for-nothing HUMAN BEAN!

    4. CowsGoMoo

      CowsGoMoo

      D:::::::::

      I take that as an offense on my overall being! I will take this to court!

  2. CowsGoMoo

    Spent 8 hours doing a 1000 piece puzzle, and I'm still not finished. ;m; HOW ARE PUZZLES FUN? They're just frustrating! Weghhhh.

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    2. Telanir

      Telanir

      I can do 20's without flipping the table... :3

    3. CowsGoMoo

      CowsGoMoo

      I'm... I'm so close though.

      All that's left is ... a section that's ALL white pieces.

      God damn milk puzzles. ;m;

    4. Telanir

      Telanir

      Haha, I know that feel. It just becomes completely absurd at that point. A game of guess and check.

      *insta-quits*

  3. CowsGoMoo

    Do you want paradoxes through Space and Time? Do you want to suddenly NOT exist? No? Well, say no to TIME MACHINES! They cause 99% of all paradoxes and spontaneous disappearances that no one will ever know about!

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    2. Amorphbutt

      Amorphbutt

      *shows his Paradox Department papers and tophat. "I do you pink-skin." He is clearly a giant frog.

    3. danic

      danic

      what

    4. JtPv

      JtPv

      Do you have a license to apply for the paradox team? Do you even have a license to say the word paradox?

  4. CowsGoMoo

    I love everyone. Is that unhealthy?

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    2. Phibbup

      Phibbup

      You should seriously seek medical attention, ma'am.

    3. CowsGoMoo

      CowsGoMoo

      Oh no! I hope it isn't serious. Is it curable? What should I do?!

    4. Skippy

      Skippy

      DANCE

  5. CowsGoMoo

    And yet... another obnoxiously long post made by me! I cannot control my word count at ALL.

  6. CowsGoMoo

    My dog is trying to kill me. He's been tripping me all day! I can see it in his adorable affectionate eyes. Somewhere deep down there... he's up to something. I don't think he knows I know. What do I do? Should I distract his killing intent with a squeaky ball? Or should I huddle into a ball, and hope he spares my life?

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    2. danic

      danic

      Damnit Dom, have you been eating sugared cereal again.

    3. CowsGoMoo

      CowsGoMoo

      Nope. NOPE.

      Just urh, sugary drinks.

      I'm just being HYPER-active. GET IT? HYPER... ACTI- Yeah. I don't either.

    4. Amorphbutt

      Amorphbutt

      This proves your a Flormai.

  7. CowsGoMoo

    Perhaps... later.

    I'm loaded with homework this weekend. ;m;

  8. CowsGoMoo

    Bweh. These days I'm finding myself staying up later and later due to school work. What is this? I thought second semester would be easier. ;m;

    1. everblue2er101

      everblue2er101

      HEY! HEY YOU! WHERE THE H*** HAVE YOU BEEN?!

    2. CowsGoMoo

      CowsGoMoo

      I-I've been... I've been right here!

      Or, well, trying to be right here! I spent two weeks in Taiwan, and the two weeks before that preparing for finals, and like, the month before that, studying up for tests and doing homework...

      BUT STILL! I-I've been here this whole time! Sort... Sort of.

  9. CowsGoMoo

    I hate jet-lag. Waking up at 4:42 AM is not fun at all.

  10. CowsGoMoo

    Pffft, New Years is SOOOO last year in Taiwan.

    1. Dyn

      Dyn

      No u

  11. CowsGoMoo

    Just a speech to prepare for... and all the big old scary Finals are over! Whooo!

  12. CowsGoMoo

    The week of finals looms before me. I clutch onto my Number 2 pencil, awaiting the epic battle that surely shall commence. The Finals roars, and charges straight at me. I scream, and proceed to wet myself. ;m;

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    2. Cracker

      Cracker

      yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

    3. Jchizz

      Jchizz

      How manly. This will truly be a ballad for the ages.

    4. CowsGoMoo

      CowsGoMoo

      We shall write an epic poem about this triumph, that shall be sung throughout the ages.

  13. CowsGoMoo

    The most interesting Creepy Pasta I've read in quite a while. http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/An_Egg

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    2. Watyll

      Watyll

      So every time you have sex you're just touching yourself? How depressing...

    3. Space

      Space

      ... I don't see what is the importance is.

    4. CowsGoMoo

      CowsGoMoo

      Hrm? There is no importance. It's just interesting.

      It makes you think and see things in a different way, which is mostly the point of Creepy Pastas. (I really hate the Creepy Pastas that are just all GORE and BLOOD.)

  14. CowsGoMoo
    This is my future. Days of yelling at cats.
  15. CowsGoMoo

    Hrrm... Using the Derp Convergences Law of Derp, and also the Additional Derp Congritieter, I would say my derp is more derpier than yours.

  16. CowsGoMoo

    A bit late to my last month's derp, I see?

    ;m;

    It's okay. I learn something new everyday.

  17. CowsGoMoo

    "Ooooh! Of cooourse, that sounds like fun! I'll ju- WAIT A SECOND..."

    no

  18. CowsGoMoo

    I stubbed my toe, and while I was hopping backwards in pain, I managed to stub my thumb by slamming it into a wall.

    1. everblue2er101

      everblue2er101

      #SusieMoments

  19. CowsGoMoo

    Today... I found a 10 dollar bill... Then I lost it.

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    2. Guest

      Guest

      GJ

    3. steelersfan1221

      steelersfan1221

      #FirstWorldIssues

    4. kurk brak

      kurk brak

      YOUR AVATAR/PROFILE PICTURE DOESN'T HAVE PUPILS.

      WHAT KIND OF PERSON DOESN'T HAVE PUPILS? OR WHITES, FOR THAT MATTER? WAIT. LET ME JUST SOME THIS UP AND SAY UGLY. Jaykay.

  20. CowsGoMoo

    I'm going to use the "I want nothing" phrase on Santa. Just so he'll have a hard time trying to come up with what I truly want~

    1. Skippy

      Skippy

      no get in my van

    2. CowsGoMoo

      CowsGoMoo

      no skippi go awy

    3. Skippy

      Skippy

      no get in my van girly

  21. CowsGoMoo

    I slipped on an eraser. Who knew they were so slippery?

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    2. Aryon

      Aryon

      Doesn't eraser mean condom in America o_o

    3. higgsyy

      higgsyy

      Perhaps you would like to erase,

      that memory....

      BOOM

    4. Aelu / Rel (Combustionary)

      Aelu / Rel (Combustionary)

      No, Aryone, although sometimes "Rubber" does.

  22. CowsGoMoo

    no

    i dont want tu

    ur whit van is ugly

    so no

  23. CowsGoMoo

    yoyo?

  24. CowsGoMoo

    yogo

  25. CowsGoMoo

    Wow. That vote button is handier than expected. :o

    1. Lykos

      Lykos

      It's only been suggested for a year and a half :P

    2. CowsGoMoo

      CowsGoMoo

      Yeah...

      It's nice it has finally been implemented though.

    3. kurk brak

      kurk brak

      YOU'VE ONLY SAID IT SIX TIMES.

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