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  1. CowsGoMoo

    I can't help but to agree with you, Zane!

    ^w^

  2. CowsGoMoo

    I suck... so bad at Dead Space. Oh my God. A scary game is EVEN MORE SCARY, when you're ABSOLUTELY horrible at it! ;m;

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    2. danic

      danic

      There are jump scares that'll startle the crap out of you. But, it's like Minecraft, scares/startles, calm down, continue.

    3. gingernut97

      gingernut97

      Put on the benny hill theme when playing it, Have fun.

    4. CowsGoMoo

      CowsGoMoo

      I stare at every vent I see, daring a monster to come out of it.

      They always do.

      And I still get scared.

  3. CowsGoMoo

    Lord of the Craft Trivia of the Day: Am I male, or am I female?

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    2. Enthreri

      Enthreri

      Neither

    3. danic

      danic

      People will cheat by looking at your profile.

    4. CowsGoMoo

      CowsGoMoo

      CHEATERS.

      I see them all. ;m;

      Latest Visitors: Cappy!

      You cheated! >:O

  4. CowsGoMoo

    -Plays Dead Space for literally 15 minutes, and then wusses out.- T-Tomorrow. I_I'll play... P-Play it tomorrow.

    1. Swgrclan

      Swgrclan

      It's not that scary you ball of fur.

  5. CowsGoMoo

    I wonder... Do music boxes exist in Asulon?

    1. The Womping Wizard

      The Womping Wizard

      cats

    2. CowsGoMoo

      CowsGoMoo

      Damnit Zane!

      You made me TASTE MY OWN MEDICINE.

      And my own medicine... TASTES SO GOD DARN GOOOD.

    3. danic

      danic

      Dogs.

  6. CowsGoMoo

    Spamshock hz a thred in grhpcs sectoon, u cn get it ther

  7. CowsGoMoo

    I love rainy days. The smell of it the feel of it... So nice!

  8. CowsGoMoo

    Oooh. This is a good Youtube video.

    It also has some nice points on the criminal sentence thing, and the ending is great.
    1. Dante

      Dante

      Ooh, very nice points indeed, and a very interesting video to say in the least.

  9. CowsGoMoo

    Waaaah. I hate this feeling I get late at night. I keep seeing things on the corner of my eye, and begin to frighten myself. I'm spinning around every couple minutes like a madman, only to see nothing. Wehhhh.

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    2. CowsGoMoo

      CowsGoMoo

      Music playing in the background tends to frighten me even more. I used to have a radio by my bed when I was little, but somehow, I've grown a strange fear of it now. I find it eerie, I guess. It's just this soft thing in the background... whispering into the night, like voices, and sometimes, I swear I hear someone talking, and I'll have to get out of bed and take a couple deep breaths before going back to sleep.

      Well, I mean, I guess it's been getting slightly bett...

    3. CowsGoMoo

      CowsGoMoo

      -er, my sleeping habits that is.

      So, whatever.

    4. Lita

      Lita

      Thumbs up to anyone who got my reference in this. Anyway, the best thing to do is to just shut everything out. Sometimes when I can't sleep I plug into some binaural beats, they're very relaxing.

  10. CowsGoMoo

    Is it me, or do I have a very short attention spam? Wait, I meant span! Not spam. Spam is kind of delicious though. Have you ever tried catching one before? Me neither. Well, I mean, it could also mean the OTHER type of spam. Like, internet spam. You just can't EAT internet spam.

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    2. CowsGoMoo

      CowsGoMoo

      -blinks-

      I don't get it, but somehow... I do?

    3. Dr. Eggnog

      Dr. Eggnog

      *laughs* you know what makes me laugh?

      clowns. funny clowns not the scary ones speaking of which my friends are scared of the scary clowns but not of the happy clowns that hop like bunnies.

      i like bunnies....

    4. Gladuos

      Gladuos

      What... the... F***!?

  11. CowsGoMoo

    Stop it dog. No, bad dog. Go away, dog. No dog, stop licking my leg. Dog, stop sniffing my foot. Dog, really, stop nosing my arm. DOGgone it, dog!

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    2. CowsGoMoo

      CowsGoMoo

      I know he does.

      But he'-

      DARN IT DOG. My DOGGY BALL BAG, is not a SPRING to use whilst JUMPING OFF MY LAP, dog!

      Dog, seriously!

    3. Korvic

      Korvic

      Yo dawg...

    4. CowsGoMoo

      CowsGoMoo

      Yo dawg, I heard you like dogs. So I put a dog in your dawg----

      Oh god.

      Y-Your da-dawg... a-ate a dog.

  12. CowsGoMoo

    W-Weh...

    G-Geh.

    o.e

    W-Well, I-I have... m-more s-severed CAT HEADS t-than you'll EVER have.

    Th-They're in my BASEMENT, a-and, t-there's so much... t-there's literally a MOUNTAIN OF SEVERED CAT HEADS.

    You mess with m-me again, on my LACK OF CATS...

    I-I'll make sure to st-start a HUMAN HEAD co-collection!

    <...>

  13. CowsGoMoo

    You don't get those?

    Are you sure about that?

  14. CowsGoMoo

    Hrm. My search history must be completely educational and clean. The only adds I'm getting are... "Get 5% off on your college funds!" , "Get Healthcare for your children and family!", "Learn Online Courses on BLAH BLAH BLAH". I must be an internet angel.

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    2. Eleatic

      Eleatic

      i saw u looking up pr0n. dante/ambros pr0n. :c

    3. CowsGoMoo

      CowsGoMoo

      "INSURANCE PREPARES FOR THE WORST."

      Yep.

      It sure does.

      The funny thing is, these are all probably traps. Traps that lead to funky internet things, that I really don't want to know about.

    4. kurk brak

      kurk brak

      YOU ASKED ME FOR SECRET BABY EATING PURPLE CORN THROUGH A SEPARATE SKYPE ACCOUNT JUST A DAY AGO.

      DON'T TRY AND PLAY ME. I EAT BABIES FOR A LIVING, I KNOW STUFF.

  15. CowsGoMoo

    { ¤ v ¤ } http://tinyurl.com/8kjdeyq

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    2. Skippy

      Skippy

      das creepey winston

    3. Slic3man

      Slic3man

      Why did you take a picture of my pet feeding?

    4. CowsGoMoo

      CowsGoMoo

      I like birds.

      Well, cats are better.

      Cats eat birds.

      I guess that's where this bird came from.

  16. CowsGoMoo

    Eight.

    1. kurk brak

      kurk brak

      EIGHT BABIES WHICH I SHALL PROCEED TO EAT

      BEFORE SWALLOWING A GLASS OF GASOLINE

      THROWING A MATCH DOWN MY THROAT AND SETTING THE BABIES AFLAME

      REMOVING THEIR FACES AFTER THEY'VE BURNED

      GLUING THEIR FACES TO MY FACE

      AND PUNCHING MYSELF IN THE FACE REPEATEDLY

      OH AND SHOOTING MYSELF IN THE FACE THAT TOO.

  17. CowsGoMoo

    { ¤ v ¤ } http://i1222.photobucket.com/albums/dd489/cowwsgomoo/photo13.jpg

    1. kurk brak

      kurk brak

      I WILL EAT. THAT BIRD'S. BABIES. THEN I WILL DEFECATE THESE BABIES. AND THEN I SHALL BURN THEIR FLESH AND FEED IT TO A MEXICAN WRESTLER NAMED PEDRO WHO CLIMBS PIPES TO TRAINS. HE'S ALSO INSANE. WUT WUT.

  18. CowsGoMoo

    { ¤ v ¤ } . . .

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    2. Eleatic

      Eleatic

      OH, THATS DOM. WINSTON. DA FUQ YOU DOING. { ¤ v ¤ }

    3. CowsGoMoo

      CowsGoMoo

      What in God's name, Timmy?

      That was pretty off.

      It's a bird. ;m;

      Darn... computer emoticons... a-and not looking like birds. P-Preh.

    4. kurk brak

      kurk brak

      I'M GOING TO EAT YOUR BABIES

      THEN I'M GOING TO BURN THEM

      THEN I'M GOING TO SHOOT MYSELF IN THE FACE

      FACE MCSHOOTY SIGNING OFF

  19. CowsGoMoo
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=THQM52jk0gg I've always wanted to feel how it was like to fly. Be able to see the world under you, as you soar through the clear blue skies... See the underbellies of birds, as the fly right above you. Well, actually, that's not suggested. They might release their tummies on your face.
    1. kurk brak

      kurk brak

      called a plane ya' dumby

  20. CowsGoMoo

    Day 4- Nothing but the waves. The waves of static, emitting from the offline server. It's sees are blank and empty, devoid of pixel fish... and animated drinkable water. I heard you can only last seven days without water... I'm halfway towards death. Halfway towards... relief, the end of this nightmare. Please, oh please... Please make this end. Please stop the pain, the hunger, and the never ending nothing.

  21. CowsGoMoo

    Tag. You're it.

    1. danic

      danic

      Stabbed. You're it.

    2. Zamaru42

      Zamaru42

      *pokes the person under*

    3. Tayelikel

      Tayelikel

      Well...that escalated quickly

  22. CowsGoMoo

    Just spent the last two hours talking about the past with a friend I haven't talked to for YEARS. It was nice, but kind of depressing... It's amazing how far some of your friends get in life, or how much things change in such a short time span...

    1. Braehn Elendil An'Hiraeth

      Braehn Elendil An'Hiraeth

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=inCC-PAggRA

      this probably sums up your story.

    2. CowsGoMoo

      CowsGoMoo

      I'm too young to be drinking and going to bars...

      But yes, it does sum it up.

      I really do miss the "Glory Days". I guess.

      It's sad to know that my close friends split up in the end, and we never do see each other anymore.

      I guess that happens with everyone though.

  23. CowsGoMoo

    I have no idea what's going on, or what I'm doing... but, cats. That is all.

    1. Phibbup

      Phibbup

      >Sees dog set as picture

      waa

  24. CowsGoMoo

    We need pillow magic. (Totally not a way to get FLORMAI PILLOWS back in business, and make a fortune due to PILLOW MAGICIANS. Totally not.)

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    2. CowsGoMoo

      CowsGoMoo

      Pfft, we can whip out our PILLOW CARTS, and go 'round selling them.

      "PILLOWS FOR SALE! PILLLOOOOWS! Get your pillows here, for your magical needs! PILLOOOOOOWS! Five minas each! Many colors for BEAUTIFUL pillow magic!"

    3. Dante

      Dante

      *totes around an entire inventory full of colored wool*

      *gets groped by zombie, instantly losing all of them*

    4. CowsGoMoo

      CowsGoMoo

      Ugh. Darn pervert zombies.

      Those are the worst.

  25. CowsGoMoo

    Lalalala.... Lalalala... Elmo's world. Doo dooo ... dooo.

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    2. CowsGoMoo

      CowsGoMoo

      Lalalala, lalalala, ELMO'S WORLD! Elmo loves his CRAAAYONS, and his goldfish toooo!

    3. aron.

      aron.

      Wrong order, but i still smiles :)

    4. Aislin

      Aislin

      Elmo is a pedo.

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