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Is it sad that this is the latest I've ever slept on a school day, like ever?

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An interesting and somewhat comical hook. Describing the usage o the product. Show product: http://www.lordofthecraft.net/forum/index.php?/topic/57858-zombie-forum-roleplay-not-asulon-rp/ Compliment on usefulness of products. End with a tune that will stick. Catch Phrase. End.

You have one minute to remove your offensive post, about my offensive picture, that isn't even that offensive to begin with. I also think your picture is offensive, so you should remove that offensive picture, and leave my offensive picture alone, because your offensive picture is actually offensive, and my offensive picture isn't even offensive.

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Wellp. Happy Belated (In some states/countries) Chinese New Year! I hope I'm not the only guy here who is an ABC (American-Born-Chinese)!

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It's the time of the year when girl scouts are selling cookies! -Munches on boxes and boxes of cookies- SO GOOOD.

Your profile picture... ohmygod. Please don't kill me. Please...?

The only reason I love Chem, is because on the homework assignments, there's ALWAYS a question that asks, "How do you feel about this lesson?", and I always answer with, "I feel good, because I'm FABBBULOOOOOOUS!" And every time I get my assignment back, my teacher's comment is, "Yes. Yes you are."

Wait, wait, wait. Why is **** censored, but not damn, crap, ass, *******, and other varieties of bad words?

Well, one thing the community (with certainty) can agree on, is our love for cats. Who's with me? WE ALL LOVE CATS! (And if you don't. Well, WE ALL LIKE DOGS (too)!)

On this day, a year ago. Winston was still alive. In 8 RL days, he will go out in search of his daughter, and never be seen again. 11/11/11 - 2/11/12. Damn! Winston only lasted 4 months as a character. Thought it was longer.

When is a veterinarian most busy? owo

I said HEY! (Hey) What a wonderful kind of day! If we could learn to work and play, and get along with each other. Funny how a kid's show's theme song can have such a simple message, yet... be so hard to follow.

Past me just pranked me. When I was little, I used to draw on pencil erasers with pen, so that the next person who uses it, gets this ugly splotch mark on their paper. Five years later, I take an old pencil and try to erase something... but... SPLOTCH MARK. Darn you, ten-year-old me!

Once upon a time, there was a kid with a dream. His dream was to dream. So he got his dream by dreaming of his dream, thus causing a paradox in time and space and killing everyone. The end!

Tragic story of the day: I once owned a cat. The cat ate me. Now I'm inside the cat's stomach. Heart-wrenching.

Ngwehhh... What a slow morning...