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  1. watch those wrist rockets

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      DragoonCrow

      Just like the simulations

  2. going out for a few beers what time do you wanna capture and pillage Constantinople btw?

    1. DragoonCrow

      DragoonCrow

      I was thinking arouns 23.00? They should be nice and chill by then 

  3. CROW CROW CROW.

  4. Nation leader: "fight for me"

    Me: "can't make it to the wc"

    Nation leader: "god you're such a c*nt"

    Me: "Sorry you feel that way."

    Nation leader: "you can get the **** out, fa*got."

     

    Courland, it looks like i'm back to the competent side!

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    They say the only casualty at the Battle of Fort Sumter was 1 horse

  6. A draw is such a joke. Dreadlanders had double the amount of oreners and we still get snaked out of a win. Thanks

    1. DragoonCrow

      DragoonCrow

      Why are you salty of glorious Teuton victory Cloaked? 

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  7. I've noticed how unappreciative we are to the GMS in the battle today, let me just point out that they are here for us, they are not slaves. -Rant End-

  8. LOTC Trivia Question of the Day: What does Belka represent?

    1. DragoonCrow

      DragoonCrow

      How could my answer not be the correct one?

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  9. LOTC Trivia Question of the Day: What does Belka represent?

    1. DragoonCrow

      DragoonCrow

      The poor man's version of HD pornography, basically low resolution porno from the 80s, where they don't shave, both up top, and downstairs. It was very popular with the strelts in Anthos, but seemingly went out of fashion in the Fridge.

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  10. You are in a beautiful place now and we all grief for you... our prayers are with your soul.

  11. What if there was a plugin that made your attacks miss more and more the better armor you wear, as it gets heavier, you swing slower, as well as dodge slower, so you get hit more as well.

    1. DragoonCrow

      DragoonCrow

      Nexus PVP was broken at heart, hopefully the new Nexus plugin will be better.

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  12. Wait, there are 'Creator' clerics? I thought healing magic could only be gained from Aenguls? Isn't that meant to be like the flaw of pure Creator worship, that you can't gain holy magic from it? And wouldn't this completely invalidate the need for Clerics?

    1. DragoonCrow

      DragoonCrow

      No, a certain amount of the player base cried so much they got what they wanted. It was the LT being weak, and unable to say no that created this fiasco.

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  13. Downloading the total war GoT mod, better live up to the expectations...

    1. DragoonCrow

      DragoonCrow

      Yeah, the total war one is really not that good. It's nothing compared to the Lord of the Rings mod.

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  14. SovietKralta, FacistLucienists, Alrasmerica.. Who's Britain and France then?

    1. DragoonCrow

      DragoonCrow

      Elves are fancy and keeps surrendering, most surely France.

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  15. All I see is the seige of a castle...

    1. DragoonCrow

      DragoonCrow

      Siege* I'm cleaning up your grammatical errors.

  16. I have to learn to play the banjo. And buy one.

    1. DragoonCrow

      DragoonCrow

      Sprays water on his crotch "May want to learn to use the bathroom first, big boy"

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  17. I hit my head so hard I actually saw cartoon birds, then I realized I was in pediatrics and it was just the wall paper.

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      DragoonCrow

      "Oh yeah, you have a stain. Seems like it was too early to switch to grown up pants.

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  18. Just finished doing the lotc report intro now its to render and effects

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