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About Keldrith

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    Doc Uradir's Miracle Herbs
  • Birthday 09/08/1999

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    Haelun'or

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    Silvyr Uradir
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    Mali'aheral

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  1. Keldrith

    Conflict & War FAQ

    Sounds promising
  2. Due to popular demand, MIRACLE TONICS will no longer be for sale. The raw ingredients used to make these tonics however will still be for sale soon in the shop. All those medics or doctors out there be sure to keep your eyes out for CHEAP herbal ingredients. The first three herbs will be Blissfoil, Bonset, and Tippens Root.
  3. That moment you realize none of the monks know what the Triumvirate is...

    1. Jenny_Bobbs

      Jenny_Bobbs

      I tried my best to go against the name :megugun:

  4. I think people in Haelun’or, for the most part, understand that this is RP and has nothing to do with real life. I can see the similarities, but we quite literally are here because we want to be. Nobody is forced to play high elves. Some people enjoy that kind of roleplay because of it’s uniqueness. Am I saying we are like Nazi Germany? No. We actually have plenty of German players in the high elves who see no problem with the way we do things because they understand this is not real life. If you have an issue with this type of roleplay, there is an easy solution. And that is to not play a high elf. We often keep to ourselves anyway, and rarely travel outside of our own walls. We are a tight community, I’d bet we are tighter than just about any community on LoTC, and we all are having a great time doing what we are doing.
  5. Doc Silvyr Uradir decides to take this moment to promote his new products! “New Tonics, Toothpaste, Lotion, and Birth Control at the auctioneer now!”
  6. Check my page, and click on my ads. I put graphics on them and they took me hourss. Please support my products.

  7. Doc Uradir’s Premium blend domestic brand cigars. A fine, fragrant blend of superb tobaccos for refined gentlemen. Unequaled flavor and satisfaction. No after effects. Aids digestion, and masculinity. Coming Soon
  8. 2 bottles of Tonic, and 1 bottle of Liniment were used on the 13th of Malin’s Welcome, 1721. Three uniformed children were playing in the woods, and decided to go perform a game they called ‘sledding’. Apparently coordinated by Erlan, with supplies granted by Rhaelanthur Lae’rinsyr. Alwnwe and Kelos fell down the hill. Kelos shattered his knees, and Alwnwe broke her ankle. Both required the numbing effects of the Tonic, and Kelos had to be cut open to remove any spread bone fragments that might be block his ability to use his knees in the future. I used the External Liniment on Kelos’s scars, to ensure they heal fast and cause him less pain in the near future. This Invoice is to be only read by the directors of the Hiylun Health Care plan officials, and associates. Total Cost: 120 minas Interest Rate Per Year Unpaid: 20%
  9. Today on the 12th of The First Seed 1721, Doc Uradir of the Doc Uradir Medical Foundation provided the clinic’s doctor Dele Moonbrook a total of 3 Medical Tonics, 1 Dentifrice, and an External Liniment. These products were sold with the purpose of reducing the side effects granted by the Flu that was spread throughout the city. This invoice is for Hiylun™ Health Care Association to pay the reduced price of 185 minas for these products by 12th of The First Seed 1722. Interest rate on this invoice is 20% each year it is unpaid.
  10. Doc Uradir’s Contraceptive Solution Doc Uradir in the year 1720 created a new formula for women who are either not ready, or not willing to get pregnant, but still wish to have the pleasure of mating. Using a flower’s oil called Black Sun’s Spinster, this was made possible. Though on the contrary to eating the flower itself, Doc Uradir’s solution has made the experience far more tolerable, removing the acidic taste from your mouth only minutes after drinking this liquid. It’s one and only effect is preventing pregnancy. A small message is left on the bottle “Go Wild Kids -Doc Uradir” (Not Intended for mali’aheral. Those who buy this product in Haelun’or will be reported to the authorities for impurity) Price: 25 minas per bottle. One time use. Ingredients: Black Sun’s Spinster, Water, Alcohol 2%, Grape Juice
  11. Doc Silvyr Uradir grew up with humble beginnings, starting on a farm with his father and mother. He studied medicine through botany, and has finally mastered his craft at the ripe age of 40 in 1720. His major success ‘Doc Uradir’s All Purpose Medical Tonic’ led to him creating 5 more products for the world’s convenience in the same year. This includes a Hair Pomade, an External Liniment, Dentifrice, and a Chewing Gum. PRICE: 125 MINAS Doc Uradir claims the elixir is capable of curing a whole slew of diseases and ailments, in addition to boosting the abilities of healthy men and women. His first and most popular tonic, perhaps his top seller in the year 1720. This Elixr is the start of a medicinal revolution he claims, and is the cause for a variety of what seems to be miracles. Though his most expensive product, it is incredibly useful, and should be apart of every good doctor’s medical kit. Its purported curative effect is said to work on the following: -Rheumatism -Lumbago Acute, Chronic, Sciatic, Neurologic and Inflammatory Pain -Headaches -Neuralgia -Earache -Toothaches -Backaches -Swellings -Sprains -Sore Chest -Throat Swelling -Contracted Chords -Contracted Muscles -Anxiety -Ravaged Nerves -Stiff Joints -Wrenches -Dislocations -Cuts -Bruises -Malaria -Depression PRICE: 75 MINAS Doc Uradir claims his External Liniment can cure: -Eczema psoriasis. -Acne. -Rosacea. -Ichthyosis. -Vitiligo. -Hives. -Seborrheic dermatitis -Peeling Skin Syndrome -Chromhidrosis -Necrobosis Lipoidica -Epidermolytic Ichthyosis -Burn scars -Morgellons Disease -Erythropoietic Protoporphyria -Fish Scale Disease -Eruptive Xanthomas -AND MUCH MORE Not only should this External Liniment be used daily, but it should be apart of every healthy young man and woman’s knapsack, backpack, or medical kit. At a reduced price until 1721, Doc Uradir’s External Liniment should be a highly valued part of your everyday life. PRICE: 50 MINAS Doc Uradir’s Hair Pomade is an incredible product that can add to your success with the opposite sex. Be careful ladies, for this product can boost your man’s natural Vigor, Robustness, Seductiveness, and Desirability. Style your hair in a number of ways you had never imagined before! Now you can wake up, use your External Liniments and Hair Pomade to keep your lady interested, and loyal. Doc Uradir guarantees success in your relationship with this product 100%. Buy now, while supply lasts! PRICE: 50 MINAS Doc Uradir’s All Purpose Dentrifice serves as a paste for your teeth. Not only will it make your teeth sparkling and white, it will leave your mouth with a minty flavor for hours after each brush. This Dentrifice ‘Doc Uradir Claims’ can cure the following ailments: -Bad Breath -Tooth Decay -Gum (Periodontal) Disease -Oral Cancer -Mouth Sores -Tooth Erosion -Tooth Sensitivity -Toothaches and Dental Emergencies -Unattractive Smile Doc Uradir’s Vigor Inducing Chewing Gum is a special product for those with weary spirits. Not only will this gum cure your laziness, it will ensure your abilites multiply by triple! You will build, work, eat, run, climb, and even read faster! This chewing gum is not recommended for children, or before bed time. Doc Uradir’s Vigor Inducing Chewing Gum claims to cure: -Fatigue -Laziness -Encephalitis -Cerebral palsy -Ataxia -tuberculosis These products may not work for everyone. Please bring all your complaints to your local doctor, not Doc Uradir.
  12. Dele Moonbrooke’s Invoice 14th of The Amber Cold, 1720 Dele Moonbrooke spilled a spoonful of Doc Uradir’s All Purpose Medical Tonic on the floor of the Clinic in Haelun’or. That spoonful was worth a full 50 minas in today’s currency. This tonic is in short supply, and ingredients are not cheap. Please pay Doc Silvyr Uradir by 14th of The Amber Cold 1721, or the authorities will be notified.
  13. Doc Uradir claims the elixir is capable of curing a whole slew of diseases and ailments, in addition to boosting the abilities of healthy men and women. Its purported curative effect is said to work on the following: Rheumatism Lumbago Acute, Chronic, Sciatic, Neurologic and Inflammatory Pain Headaches Neuralgia Earache Toothaches Backaches Swellings Sprains Sore Chest Throat Swelling Contracted Chords Contracted Muscles Anxiety Ravaged Nerves Stiff Joints Wrenches Dislocations Cuts Bruises Malaria Doctor Uradir has been forumalting expensive yet effective tonics for all your diseases and ailments since 1720. Growing up from humble beginnings, he has lived on a farm using a variety of plants to heal people and rejuvenate their youthful vigor! These tonics have finally been perfected with this newest version, Doc Uradir’s All Purpose Miracle Tonic. Using all the advances he has made in the past, all wrapped into one, exotic yet incredible elixr. Prices are 125 minas for a full bottle, offering 20 doses. This tonic is patented, along with all of it’s ingredients. Ingredients include: Bonset Blissfoil Gislocinovi Gijaklul Bladderwort Alchohol Serpent Stalk Betiet Doc Uradir’s Tonic may not work for you. It is most effective with broken bones, stopping bleeding, and pain. Refunds are not available, and any concerns must not be directed to Doc Uradir himself.
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