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Samson (Derick)

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About Samson (Derick)

  • Birthday 06/03/1998

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    Remove Reputation 2012.
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    Above Sea Level
  • Interests
    LARPING, minecraft, writing code.

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  1. ""All right, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back. GET MAD! I DON'T WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS! WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE?! DEMAND TO SEE LIFE'S MANAGER! Make life RUE the day it thought it could give CAVE JOHNSON LEMONS! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?! I'M THE MAN WHO'S GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN! WITH THE LEMONS! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible le...

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    2. danic

      danic

      Nohp:) don't try and correct me with portal:3 http://www.youtube.com/watch

      ?v=GuMv86Ov7-8&feature=youtube

      _gdata_player

    3. danic

      danic

      Oh it appear I made a slight typo in my rush to type. *THAT BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN!

    4. Samson (Derick)

      Samson (Derick)

      I thought he said it earlier, I actually got this off of Valve site.

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