Lefty

*Igor comes back and places down a new bid* "7500 minas."

*Igor places down a bid* "3000 minas."

((This is two separate posts in one, the following poster applies to everyone single person with at least a building in our lands, for example the Wolvengard, also even those who are already official settlements in our lands must post so even Barbek, Adunians, Vaerhaven etc.)) Posters are hung all around the Kingdom of Urguan aswell as heralds going to each town speaking of what has been said on each poster ((This is the second part of the post, it is pretty much your character entering the throne room after seeing one of the posters as because of time-zones it is impossible for Dizzy to be in-game along with other people)) You enter the grand city of Kal’Ithrun and walk by the bustling merchants selling their wares, the legion members guarding the gates, the dwarves drinking their lives away at the tavern and the occasional drunken brawl, you walk towards the throne room and see a large amount of dwarves, at the end of the hall you see the five lords on their respective seats, aswell as the illustrious Grand King Dizzy Irongrinder sitting on his throne. You walk up to them and they speak to you in a masculine tone, you explain that you are the owner of a specific settlement/guild/building/city and are here because of the posters that were placed around the Kingdom, they respond with this. Ah see, well weh ‘ave brought ye ‘ere today because we wish teh discuss yer usefullness in our Kingdom, now ye must answer t’ese questions Firstly what is yer name and yer settlements name? Where is yer settlement located on t’is map? *The lord shows you a map of the land of Urguan and asks you to mark it out for him* ((Coords as well)) How long has yer settlement been there? How many residents do ye have? ((Serious numbers no exaggerating, and by this saying you have 10 but only 5 are active)) What can ye provide fer teh Kingdom ov’ Urguan? Fer example, goods, weapons, men etc. Why should /we/ let /ye/ live within our lands? Do ye acknowledge t’at if weh dunnae foind t’at yer settlement has any usefullness within our lands that we shall destroy it and evict all it’s residents aswell as anyone who stands in our way. Thank ye fer yer toime n’ weh shall get back to ye soon with our decision on whether to legitimize yer settlement ‘er not, if weh do legitimize it ye shall be briefed on yer duties fer teh Kingdom, if ye dunnae get legitimized ye will ‘ave n’ elven week teh move out, if ye dun’t by tehn weh shall use force ((Please no trolling and don't post unless you are a Lord, the Grand King or are the owner of a building/settlement/town/guild within the Kingdom of Urguan))

Igor leaves public announcements all over The Kingdom Urguan "W'over t'is Kimarai Nastrada should stop meddlin' in legion affairs, it is by decree ov' meh'self Igor Ire'eart t'at teh New Dawn are declared thieves n' are teh beh arrested n' bot' ov' t'eir 'ands removed, aneh'un known teh beh affiliated wit' t'ehm is teh beh arrested n' aneh'un wit'oldin' infurmation 'bou' t'ehm should contact a legionnaire. Drakon Nastrada is 'ereby declared a criminal n' is teh beh arrested on sight, ah 'ave seen 'is face before n' frequently see 'im suh it willnae beh t'at 'ard, alsuh a question teh Kimarai Nastrada, t'is man "Drakon Nastrada" shares teh same last name as ye? Ye reportin' yer own relative? Seems fisheh. If ye see a member ov' teh new dawn dunnae beh afraid t'ey are petteh t'ieves n' al'tough ye should contact a legionnnaire, dunnae fear t'ehm, t'ey beh worthless criminals n' if ye even want, ye should attack 'em on sight as t'ey are shoite foiters"

*The stamp of the Kingdom of Urguan is put on Kjell's poster to legitimise it*

Igor sits atop his throne in the Stormhammer Clan hall in Kal'Azgoth, he waits for the noise to quiet down and speaks "Aftah discussion's wit' teh rest ov' teh clan, weh 'ave come to teh decision t'at Odin Ire'eart shall replace Roggar Ire'eart as Clan Elder in teh Storm'ammer clan, long 'as 'is wise advice been accepted in our clan"

((To be completely honest, you're saying stop the aggression, yet you are just bashing us in your post.... :(

Smithers your entire story is biased and one sided, and I would make a post countering all your points but I am really not in the mood for an argument which will never end unless your side wins Firstly, this isn't a warclaim, as it clearly says in the title, this is a declaration of war, a statement that hostile acts will be taken upon your in particular group of people by Dreek's comrades Secondly, Dreek dosn't hack, nor has he broken any of those server rules listed, Dreek was merely trying to get his ego up and make himself look like top ****, also pictures from skype chat cannot be used as evidence for anything, aswell as whoever is linking pictures to other people from within our skypechat can just leave the chat themselves, as clearly they are not following the rule "What's put in skype, stays in skype"

((OOC)) ((IGNs: greener161 - 30326)) ((IC)) Clan: Stormhammer Clan Members Participating: Odin Stormhammer - Dreek Ireheart

Dude thats great! Thanks man, I really love it!

((OOC)) ((IGN: Lefty_Bojengles )) ((IC)) Name: Igor Ireheart Race: Dwarf Affliliation(Kal’Ithrun, Vaerhaven, Adunia): Kal'Ithrun

*Igor puts up a bid* Ah will bid 800 minas

Minecraft Username: Lefty_Bojengles Character Name: Igor Ireheart Preferences: I want him holding a diamond axe in a war ready position with him looking angry and ready to kill Skin file (Optional): http://i.imgur.com/Tq4hdep.png

ACCEPTED

*Horik walks over to the poster and puts a sexy picture of himself over the sketch of the beautiful woman* "Diz uM pryttiur"

*Igor walks into the clan hall and see's most of his clan members around him, he looks at them all and speaks* "Brudda's n' Sistah's ov' teh Storm'ammer clan, it grieves meh teh say, aftah non-stop investigations, n' continuous searching, ah 'ave to teh conclusion t'at Roggar Ire'eart, 'is sons, Rukh, Falent, Roggar II and Raitou are all missin', aswell as 'is wife, Rona. T'ey 'ave been gone fer a large 'moun' ov' years n' it grieves meh teh say, t'ey are eitha' dead, or enslaved, as ah simpleh cannae foind 'em, ah searched to teh most northern parts ov' Ant'os, to teh snowy lands ov' 'erendul, to the jungle islands ov' teh mew mews, to the Orcish deserts, even as far as teh wilds. As of Roggar n' 'is famileh's disappearance, n' teh influx of new members intu teh clan, ah propose to ye, Clan Elders n' Clan Members ov' teh Storm'ammers, t'at Roggar beh demoted frum Clan Elder, suh t'at teh position can beh given to som'un w'o active wiffin' our clan. *Igor finishes speaking and awaits for the other clan members and clan elders to speak of their opinion*

ACCEPTED!

ACCEPTED! You are the Grandson of Igor Ireheart, your father is Dain Ireheart, you shall be known as Elnar Stormhammer

Well played Scotland.... Well played....

Wow Fizik, I haven't seen you in a long time, me and you joined the legion on the same day and you were in my first ever practice in Elysium, glad to see you back!

*bestest paragon's son, Igor Ireheart looks over his father's shoulders as he sends the message and says* "Ah'll git' started on git'in' us some fresh stock, n' ah'll speak about openin' a shop beside teh butchery" *with that Igor promptly walks off in search of Orcs to skin*

[iC] Name: Dra'Eldai Therkul [iC] Age: 100 [iC] Subrace ((If applicable)): Kha'Pantera [iC] Position (Keeper or slaver): Slaver [OOC] MC name: Sab_4_Fab [OOC] Evils ((IOnly required if accepted. Otheriwse leave blank. If applying for slaver, 2c is needed atleast)): All except 5 [OOC] Timezone: GMT [OOC] Skype: carlo-forte

*Igor laughs loudly*

ACCEPTED!

Both are Accepted