Amorphbutt

If I see one single dragon age inquisition spoiler I will find the spoiler-giver and kill them. Watch out.

we dark elves will blow you SO HARD

whale, hello

i feel -E-EL, beaches. gots this thing with my -EY-E or sum stuff like that

) (-E) (. W) (AL-E T) (-EN. how are you all my guppies?

whale aint this a little fishy. i glubbin knew that you buoys would go up and do this

ride the bull 2014

day three and all the food i could find was cookies. tonight we starve

Anger bang is good if it's not rape - spigot, 2014

Brace yourselves, demons are coming!

dwarf drowner? more like dwarf boner

are you serious. lyrium in lotc? :I

And finally, dear listeners, a reminder; several concerned citizens have brought to the city’s attention an irregularity surrounding this summer’s citrus harvest. City council would like to remind all enterprising fruit pickers to exercise reasonable caution when acquiring these fruits. Grasp the fruit firmly around its circumference, pull slowly but steadily to avoid damaging the tree, and under no circumstances heed its demands of you

And finally, dear listeners, a reminder; several concerned citizens have brought to the city’s attention an irregularity surrounding this summer’s citrus harvest. City council would like to remind all enterprising fruit pickers to exercise reasonable caution when acquiring these fruits. Grasp the fruit firmly around its circumference, pull slowly but steadily to avoid damaging the tree, and under no circumstances heed its demands of you