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Ser Paul Ryan

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About Ser Paul Ryan

  • Rank
    Speaker of the House
  • Birthday April 11

Contact Methods

  • Discord
    Paul Ryan Severance#4030
  • Minecraft Username
    serpaulryan
  • Skype
    ryaneseverance
  • Website
    https://gop.com/

Profile Information

  • Gender
    Male
  • Location
    Washington, D.C.
  • Interests
    Memes, fiscal responsibility, shitposting

Character Profile

  • Character Name
    Ser Paul Ryan X

Recent Profile Visitors

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  1. hey there bud GI Jim just wanting to wish you luck in the 2020 election

  2. Make better friends in life than Paul Manafort did, kids. 

  3. Have any of you nerds played Total War: Warhammer II? Worth the $$$? 

    1. Quavinir_Twiceborn

      Quavinir_Twiceborn

      Ive really enjoyed it, and I personally think it was worth the cash.

  4. My thoughts and prayers are with Roseanne 

  5. Is LOTC GDPR compliant? I will report Tythus to EU authorities if I do not receive a privacy update within 24 hours, you have been warned! 

  6. Sign up for the cockfighting tourney (PvP as chickens), and gain the chance to show your beautiful cock off to the world! Link:

     

    1. Sporadic

      Sporadic

      youre really gonna milk this joke for all it's worth huh?

    2. Ser Paul Ryan

      Ser Paul Ryan

      I could make one right here but I'll hold back. It's really about the PR(S), fam - can't get people to show up if they don't hear about it 

  7. How on earth is noble Paul going to work his way out of this doozy, friendos? Read and find out! 

     

  8. Ser Paul Ryan

    [ET Contest] Predict the Wall Event

    An ancient force is coming to dismantle the wall, and an ancient order of knights will have to work with the races of Atlas in order to repel it? I assume we'll have to bolster the wall's defenses, ideally with some ancient artifacts. It will probably culminate in a great battle, our last hope to survive, wherein we barely scrape by with our lives. I sure can't wait, friendos!
  9. This is your chance to show your rooster to the world! The upcoming Haense Cockfighting tourney features a 1k mina prize! More here: 

     

  10. Come one, come all, and prove that you have the best ćock around! A chance to win 1,000 minas awaits! 

    Link:

     

  11. Imagine being the kind of person who thinks this **** is possible to do instantaneously in an illiterate age in one emote while standing in the middle of the road with no writing surface lmao this ****'s a danker joke than Bernie's campaign 

    1. Saharan

      Saharan

      Hahahahahahahahahhah agreed

    2. Medvekoma

      Medvekoma

      Household magic, m'dude.

  12. Ser Paul Ryan

    The Adrian Declaration of 1664

    The Adrian Declaration Issued by the office of the Head Ambassador, Confirmed by His Majesty Karl II 8th of Snows Maiden, 1664 By the decree of HIS ROYAL MAJESTY, KARL BARBANOV: Let word go forth from Markev to all realms that the KINGDOM OF HAENSE, under the auspicious leadership of HIS ROYAL MAJESTY, KARL BARBANOV, has issued the ADRIAN DECLARATION of 1664 after consulting with the wise diplomatic envoys of DUKE JOHN SARKOZIC. The declaration reads as follows: I. Let it be known that, after countless days of hectic negotiating in neutral Papal territory, the KINGDOM OF HAENSE has relinquished its claim to the DUCHY OF ADRIA, returning the title to its rightful lord, DUKE JOHN SARKOZIC. II. The KINGDOM OF HAENSE shall make no attempts, by force of arms nor honeyed words, to extort tax revenue, peasant subservience, nor military loyalty from the denizens of the new DUCHY OF ADRIA and her liege lord, DUKE JOHN SARKOZIC. III. The KINGDOM OF HAENSE views the ADRIAN DECLARATION as a necessary precursor to peace and prosperity for all of mankind, and grants its noble blessing to the folk of the DUCHY OF ADRIA, that they may enjoy long, prosperous seasons of summer until the end of days. Signed, His Majesty the King Karl II of Hanseti and Ruska, Grand Hetman of the Army, Prince of Dules, Lahy, Sorbesborg and Slesvik, Regent of Pruvia, Grand Duke of Vanderfell, Duke of Akovia, Krajia and Aldersburg, Margrave of Rothswald, Count of Karikhov, Baranya, Kavat, Karovia, Torun, and Kaunas, Viscount of Alamar, Baron of Vsenk, Valwyk, Rostig, Esenstadt, Krepost and Kralta, Lord of the Westfolk, Lord of Markev, Protector of the Highlanders, etcetera
  13. Where were you on the day the music died, friend?

     

     

  14. Ser Paul Ryan

    [Accepted] Cruz's GM App

    A solid friendo who has a place in my House any day of the week +1
  15. Ser Paul Ryan

    [Accepted] Vanir_'s FM Application

    Worked with this bub for a long time in a lot of places. Solid lad +1 would recommend even though he's Canadian filth
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