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Amorphbutt

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  1. W)(AT GO-ES UP MUST COM-E DOWN. use this saying in a sexual situation

  2. Dezar makes a point by speaking ONLY Mori'quessir for two elven days. Have fun with that.
  3. Dezar frowns as he finds the notice. "Haelun has taught me how to speak the tongue of the presumably long dead mori'quessir. It is quite odd for this banishment of a /dead/ race to be brought up, is it not, maln?"
  4. (Horens? MORE LIKE WHORENS AMIRITE??? Anyways wonderful family. You get a cookie.)
  5. Dezar was having a normal day. Normal enough when the entire ******* world was a shitty place in all meanings of the word (who even understood why the hell there were talking cat people anyway???). But this day declined into one of paranoia - one that he had when he was pretty sure that he was getting hunted by assassins. A screech could be heard through the elven city, him proceeding to tear down around, say, ten posters, but leaving one with a note. I AM GOING TO FIND YOU AND KILL YOU. YOUR DAYS ARE NUMBERED.
  6. raptor supported the orlesians and their balls

    1. Raptorious

      Raptorious

      i killed king meghren

  7. mmm i smell SOM-ET)(ING COOKING in my motherfuckin oven oh hell yea 6/10
  8. If I see one single dragon age inquisition spoiler I will find the spoiler-giver and kill them. Watch out.

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    2. Bircalin

      Bircalin

      Vader isn't actually Mace Windu.

    3. Rassidic

      Rassidic

      the game ends with you killing the grand brood mother and you die via acid while listening to a queen song

    4. Ser Paul Ryan

      Ser Paul Ryan

      You don't have to die if you go back and find the right gemstone but yeah most likely you will.

  9. T)(-ER-E'S NOTHING T)(-ER-E. you gonna get culled beach
  10. BANN-ED B-ECAUS-E T)(-E QU-E-EN OF T)(-E BAN C)(AT )(AS R-ETURN-ED
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