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Amorphbutt

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  1. we dark elves will blow you SO HARD

    1. Amorphbutt

      Amorphbutt

      [3:53 PM] Prince of Pentatonics Baconthief:

      <<< We know the best way to blow the **** out of you— Prince of Pentatonics Baconthief, Today 3:53 PM

  2. S-EV-EN OUT OF T-EN your p-cute for some filthy LANDDW-ELL-ER
  3. i feel -E-EL, beaches. gots this thing with my -EY-E or sum stuff like that

  4. H-EY T)(-ER-E LITTL-E GUPPY IM YOUR N-EW RUL-ER
  5. W)(AL-E TH-EN. -EH 7/10? you aint gonna get culled yet guppie
  6. ) (-E) (. W) (AL-E T) (-EN. how are you all my guppies?

    1. MrJoshy

      MrJoshy

      Smellin' some bitchtits flowers up in this pimpin' ryda mothafucker.

  7. whale aint this a little fishy. i glubbin knew that you buoys would go up and do this

  8. ride the bull 2014

  9. day three and all the food i could find was cookies. tonight we starve

  10. Anger bang is good if it's not rape - spigot, 2014

    1. Lark

      Lark

      Whats mini's skype..for science.

    2. OhDeerLord

      OhDeerLord

      Nuh Speegot is miiine!

  11. oh my god. i am dying
    1. Eleatic

      Eleatic

      WHERE'S CALLAX TREEEEEEEE

  12. Brace yourselves, demons are coming!

  13. dwarf drowner? more like dwarf boner

    1. Amorphbutt

      Amorphbutt

      Everyone hates you and no one cares.

  14. are you serious. lyrium in lotc? :I

    1. Lark
    2. Raptorious

      Raptorious

      hahahah are you serious, i thought i was bad

  15. And finally, dear listeners, a reminder; several concerned citizens have brought to the city’s attention an irregularity surrounding this summer’s citrus harvest. City council would like to remind all enterprising fruit pickers to exercise reasonable caution when acquiring these fruits. Grasp the fruit firmly around its circumference, pull slowly but steadily to avoid damaging the tree, and under no circumstances heed its demands of you

    1. Amorphbutt

      Amorphbutt

      Do not acknowledge or obey the depraved whisperings of the demon fruit.

  16. And finally, dear listeners, a reminder; several concerned citizens have brought to the city’s attention an irregularity surrounding this summer’s citrus harvest. City council would like to remind all enterprising fruit pickers to exercise reasonable caution when acquiring these fruits. Grasp the fruit firmly around its circumference, pull slowly but steadily to avoid damaging the tree, and under no circumstances heed its demands of you

  17. A shade meets a ghost in an abandoned house. What happens?

  18. "A statue was erected in the honor of my ___." Winning card: "biggest, blackest [insert improper word for genitalia here]."

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