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gg chris, gg

Pumpko-naught Calvin Wigglewobble arrives back in Shortwood, his clothing singed and covered in melon bits. "That was fawking glorious."

So, I was just chopping wood in the forest, when a strange invisible voice came out of nowhere. Here are some screenshots of the event. This is obviously a hint that 4.0 is coming, and soon!

Posters are hung all around Shortwood. ~()~ The Wiggly Wobblin' Cap Co.™ ~()~ Have you ever gotten your newly styled hair wet from the rain? Are you sick of birds taking a **** on your head? Does your toupee fly off of your head when it's windy outside? Do you just want a cool hat? If you answered yes to any of these questions, then keep reading! The Wiggly Wobblin' Cap Co.™ is now in business! Run by legendary hatmaker Calvin Wigglewobble, these hats are of the finest quality. Never wash bird **** out of your hair again, grab a Wiggly Wobblin' Cap™ today! Wiggly Wobblin' Caps™ come in these fine colors! Rose Red! Pipeweed Green! Ocean Blue! Dookie Brown! Piss Yellow! Sea-Foam White! Disclaimer: Coloring of hats is subject to availability, and these colors may or may not be available at the time of your order. To order one of these fine caps, send a letter to the Wigglewobble residence, located at 2 Clearbush Street!

Calvin Wigglewobble faints at the sound of the word "shoes".

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Your application has been denied. You need to fill out the In Character sections of the application. You may re-apply in 24 hours. PM me with any questions you have.

((still selling 'em if you're serious))

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Your application has been denied. Here is why: Your powergaming definition is incorrect. Your metagaming definition is only half correct. Your character could not have lived in Aegis at the age of 45, as Aegis ended almost 200 years ago. We are not in Asulon anymore. Since then we have been to Elysium/Kalos, Anthos, the Fringe and now we currently reside in Thales. I don't believe you are allowed to apply with knowledge in magic, as that is something that should be learned in character. Also, this is not a must, but you might want to improve on your grammar a bit, as typing is the main form of communication on this server. You may re-apply in 24 hours. Feel free to PM me with any questions you may have.

Hi Tythus, Thank you for the smooth jazz, it really calmed my nerves. Thanks, Deckolo

Not how we work m8. We're greedy bastards, sure, but we're not animals who drop all of our values and laws because someone offered us a bag of minas. There are plenty of other ways to make money.

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You don't need to re-apply. I assume you tried logging on and were a Wandering Soul? If so, it's a glitch that's been happening. PM a GM or admin and it will be taken care of. :)

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Accepted!

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Accepted! Congratulations, a GM will whitelist you shortly!