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Man of Respect

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  1. You remembered to breathe in and out today? Did you noticed that your tongue doesn't lies comfortable on your mouth?

  2. Chill guys, just chill.

  3. How do i get a forum title?

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    2. Man of Respect

      Man of Respect

      *becomes a baws*

    3. Anderssn

      Anderssn

      One does not simply become a boss.

    4. Man of Respect

      Man of Respect

      How do i become a baws, good Patu?!

  4. I like breathing.

    1. Rassidic

      Rassidic

      *breathing intensifies*

    2. Valon (Yokey)

      Valon (Yokey)

      I don't. breathing sux

    3. Heff

      Heff

      Breathing is overrated

  5. Eath shall come to it and beat everyone in all things. Mainly fishing and food tasting.
  6. BIRTHDAY 9 MARCH! :D! (maybe its to you, maybe its to me, maybe its to a australian, who knows?!)

  7. Being a mage is hard, if someone sees you using magic or if you place this on your description, even if you're a shaman, not a mage, they will ask if i am a wizard. Then ask for magic. ;(

    1. E__V__O

      E__V__O

      Which is why you make your magic "discrete" and only use it when needed, or in my case, use it to do **** with people due to insanity!

    2. Man of Respect

      Man of Respect

      Thank you, old mage! I will not smash you with a rock :D. Only if you ask.

  8. Eath'lur instantly thinks this group's leader is a Gary Stue and he recognizes this is not a lore. Eath comes to the uruk council to hear Kraal's discussion, then later he is contacted as he is a shaman and listens Kraal's arguing about death penalty on edgys. He agrees and nods.
  9. Less than nine thousand do yeh want to knoo? DO YAH? DO YAHHHH?! nvm. 8/10.
  10. Sand notices that the only purpouse of that post was to earn "likes"
  11. 8/10 I am nearly 1,70meter tall, i have a few years, more than you expect, i live on South America, in the city of Lenny from ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Child Eaters landia, i have a long childhood, created by legends, singers and bananas, i am a little bit overweight, i play computer and my secondary language is english, and first language my one english is, so hide your soul. edgy. As you asked for, i will tell you how hard my life was, i will begin from my grandfather. Jerome, my grandfather Jerome was a 9 hundred ft tall pink cat, he born't in the island of all the bananas and monkeys, it was prosper and big like his flute that his father gave him. From the very beginning of his life, Jerome was teached the arts of powergamery, as it would help him on the future. When Jerome reached the age of 24, his father died, Jerome gone sad and used drugs, drinked and got depressive due to his lost treasure, past memories, burn't memories, old things that will never come again, but a man, saying that he was a Iblees servant helped Jerome out, ressurecting his father and forcing him to hug Jerome and tell him the sad, Jerome's father past. "-My son, don't get depressive, you must know..." - Says Jerome father "-Why, popo?" "-You must know first... its something that i din't wanted to share with you..." as Jerome father says, he cries slightly. "It happened a long time ago, a frog was eating insects, then he died." he gives a pause before saying "But, there is something... THE FROG WAS YOUR MOMO!" Jerome's father shouts while ontop Jerome father left shoulder "No, it does not ends here, the frog left a turd on the ground after dying, I EATED IT!!1!1!!ELEVEN1!!!!111!, then, you born't due to turd issues, I MUST DIE NOW!" Says jerome father as he explodes in a nuclear explosion. Jerome Was strong enough! he ran't away crying like a bauss and found a fairy pink pony, then they reproducted theyselves and had a kub named Allirog Sinêp Allirog Sinêp, a 1/3 Gorilla, 1/3 pony, 1/3 fairy, my father. Allirog born't instantly and lived young, had a son with Pony ridah 666 from dah Sinêp family. The gorilla used to like bananas, green ones, but no one ever questioned why he din't liked Yellow bananas. A day, he found his arch enemy, Yeknom Anigav! It was a hard fight, Yeknom failed on her only mission, kill Allirog before he made the failure, his cat son. Yeknom and Allirog mixed genetics, then i born't SANDK1NG Y0L0L0L0L0 $w4G The failure was made, it was too late, the powergamer born't. Later, he married with Epix37 and had 2 sons with epix37 and our wedding party is tomorrow, come to it, FR33 4L3 #@$w4Git@#
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