Man of Respect

Check the bottom of the page if you are looking to sell your iron! -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- The best prices of Athera by your humble shaman Eath'Lur! The humble shaman Eath'Lur is looking foward to empty your pockets and sell his wares as he slides his fingers through them! BUY IT! JUST BUY IT! -=-=-=-=-=- -=-=-=-=-=- -=-=-=-=-=- The Extremely Cool Orcish Deals or also known as ECOD is the best market you will ever find lying around! It sells you a multitude of merchandise! Check it out! TANNED LEATHER After having way too much leather, ECOD by your humble shaman decided to sell it out to some rich kings or some not-that-peasant-ish-peasants. For an extremely unfair price, you can take a piece for MOMOZKAHIN 1,80 MINAS! If you find this price extremely abusive and pointless, your humble shaman can make it for 1.800 MINAS! So cheap, right? Yes, buy the second option, it's better for you, your humble shaman swears. ECOD by your humble shaman is also selling... tututututuutututu... -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Wood for your dire needs! Wood for your not-that-dire needs! ENDLESS WOOD! A LOT OF WOOD! MORE WOOD! ECOD by your humble shaman got so much wood that his storage is about to explode! For an extremely abusive price of 0,80 a log, you may take all the kinds of wood, except for oak, that will cost you 1.0/log. STILL IT'S SO MUCH WOOD THAT I WOULD BUY ALL OF IT IF I WAS YOU!! If you disagree, your humble shaman can make 8 minas a log, but no one disagrees, because they are not that stupid!! -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- DESERT COW MEAAAAAT! Meat that takes about 13 orcish moons to expire is up for sale! Once acessible to orcs (and orcs only), it's now up for the public! The desert cows, not being the best meal, still will last for TWO YEARS! Starting at a very humble price of 2,5 minas a steak or 1,75 minas per crates (stack), and maybe reducing past this point is now acessible to you! BATHE YOURSELF IN COW MEAT GET FAT BUY MORE! -=-=-=-=-=-=-=- COOL CHARCOOL! No, it's not exactly cool, STILL, IT'S COOOOL AS YOUR KRUG'S HELL!! For an even more humble price of 2,25 minas/piece, ECOD brings you ULTRA COOL CHARCOOL! It's the Alpha Charcool, you need to buy it for some reason! JUST BUY IT! -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- What does a market truly needs? MOMOZKAHIN CACTUS GREEN! Extremely potent cactus green brought to you by ECOD, you can stay in the clouds for a few minutes, AND FOR ALL THE HOURS OF YOUR LIFE IF YOU BUY MORE! It's the best sensation, it's a wonderful sensation for a mere price of 4 minas a piece! But if you get lucky enough, it can be even cheaper! Also, if you are a guard, it's 3 minas for guards! What makes life good? ECOD GREEN! -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Now, the very obvious reason you came to this market. CASKEEEEEEEEEEEEETS! A luxury only to the richest ones, now made cheap for your needs! Starting at a humble price of 250 minas that may be negotiated further, you can have one of these beauties in your hands! 200 minas? 150 MINAS?!?!?!?!?!?! WHO KNOWS?! But, If one casket is for 250, you can take TWO FOR FREAKING AND MOMOZKAHIN 350! -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Now, to the good zkah. Lucky Numbers Buying Iron! ECOD™, all memes reserved

a reply is posted "Me can pay the diamonds in stacks and stacks of wood, you good?" -Eath

Eath the orc leaves a note "300 MINAZ FUHR 30 PAKZ OB WUUL." ((I'll pay 350 if it can be 15 stacks of red and 15 stacks of black.))

Eath'lur begins to desing and build a ship "Behuhld, mi flatenin' mazhine tu deztruy ull latz krewmembahrz!!!"

"Eeth wuntz tu rehnt ah zhip tu huhnt zquiwwddzzz, plezzzzzzzzzz..." Asks Eath to Ayche as he hands him a pouch filled with junk, but with a $ in it "Etz minaz."

Reads the reply, laughing "Lat konkuhr beaztz, nub bui dem."

Eath'Lur blinks, wondering how the man that placed the bounty knows the griffins genders.

11/9 "teach me magics"