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I have read every single post and the arguments coming up for why we should have our characters shrink one feet, are all a waste of time to me. This is nothing but a waste of time, trying to enforce realism into a fantasy server. Orcs have acces to much more food on the server, than any other race and I even find myself eating more food on my Uruk, than I do on my human. You're complaining how orcs are not walking straight into the door, when you can swim up a waterfall because of Minecraft standards? Sorry, I'll make sure to spam breathing in my emote every five seconds, because that's essential and without breathing in rp, your character would die. I'd also like a sign on every door on the server to specifically tell me how tall the door is, so I know when to lower my head when I enter the door. You're trying to shrink a fantasy race on an unrealistic RP server in a pixel game, and you come up with lbiological logic, to why the race should be shrinked. I'd like dragons to shrink aswell please.

((Where is this even?

I'll give it a shot as soon as I get home from school

Isn't it obvious that the highler level you are the higher the chance is to make better swords? I am now a veteran blacksmith and I barely make any one digits anymore. You prevent it by being lucky, that's all.

Shrek is love, Shrek is life.

Already found one you guys. I threw it in the fire and laughed.

Can't find food anywhere

It's the 13th of august and my avatar somehow changed to this

August 13th, I won you guys.

15th August.

wat

((IGN; CaptainOriginalz) Name? Adrian Pryce, but people prefer to call me Pryce. Race? Human. Age? Thirty-six bloody years. Soldier or Servant? Soldier Why do you want to join the 2-11? I have been told that I am more than capable of swinging a sword. All my life I have been beheading people for an old lord of a fool. I have been without purpose for some time now, and I see myself fit in a mercenary band. I do not really care for payment, all I need is a bed, some food and perhaps some gear and a new sword. What do you believe you are worth to the 2-11 company? I am a strong and diligent man, trained for fighting and killing both innocent children and massive roaring orcs. In my past I worked as an executioner for a fool of an old lord. I can cut wood, hunt, rob some pleb and over all just help with whatever is needed. I can hammer steel, but never really had the chance to actually become a smith. I also consider myself pretty good at clipping off elven ears.

Is that prince Charming on his white horse?

''If her age is the clock, she's ready for the...'' It rhymes with clock, and I suspect you can guess the rest.

Perhaps you can buy some wheat from Farmer Billy Bob

((This was an awesome read. Might join you on a character I don't really play too much on anymore.))

Nyce Edit* Any idea how long this will take? An hour, two hours or more?

Tythus is reading the post. Praise the Lord! Perhaps he'll have more bad news for us plebs.