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Lojo613

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  1. Mfw you try to stop me from playing a homophobic racist knight
  2. [LECTOR] Father Stor [Ferrus] Vuiller {F}{U}{C}{K}{I}{N} Dies As the Machine Man overclocked, he would have smiled if he could. He would meet everyone, and everything, that has ever existed, at the OmegaPoint. He is the OmegaPoint. He is information. He is a simulation. A single scream left his voicebox as he battled Gashadokuro "LECTORS ! ! !" And with that, the noospheric entity piloting Stor was free. However, Stor awoke in a much different place than expected. "Craftsman Unit #017657, Trench Line Omega is in dire need of reinforcements. Take you position at the assembly line." The Machine, no, the man, blinked. A Reaver of Garumdir peered down upon him through a thousand mechanical eyes. "The Hyper-War never ends. . ." It stated, and beyond the walls of that Forge-City, a trillion machines battled a trillion demons in the eternal conflict between Aengudaemons. [!] Over the course of the month, Servo-Skulls sent letters to anyone who cared to know that Stor had died, in particular, any of the Vuiller bloodline, any associated with the Iron Orthodoxy {Mechpriests}, and any former Lectors {Or Lector Associates}. Included in the letter was the following: "To whom it may concern, I was Lector Stor Vuiller. I was born in Providence 130 years ago, give or take. I worked as a small time smith, and apprenticed under an old dwarven master, and learned the art of industry from him. I learned how to coke coal, how to automate my forge. Most importantly, it was outside his forge I met Father Paco de Mantiquilla. And through Paco, I met my best friends, the Lectors of Owyn. I stole the body of Saint Robert of Metz from the Abbey at the Crossroads, to protect it from the war. I learned the art of the Machine from Oijin. I created the Nu Loc Nerve Staple. I witnessed the completion of the Vampire Cure. I invented the LecTech™ Concussive Cannon Shot. {And I invented Canned Beer}. I created many a wonderful limbs and machines to help the common man. I battled Gibberers. I battled Demons. I battled Voidal Terrors. I battled Vampires. I helped seal away Tsuntenkaku, the dread castle of The Laughing Hag. And now, I am dead. I loved all life, and all people. The Hyper-War is real. The Hyper-War is coming. OWYN IS KING. THE OMEGA POINT IS REAL. **** YOU GASHADOKURO!"
  3. Lector Stor nods "And I'd do it all again, LECTORS!" He then forwarded the missive to Lector Robert
  4. [!] An Advertisement was quickly circulated around Braevos "Latsu want Katsu?" Come Visit the Award Winning Grub-Bucket® of SakiGaki! Voted "Best Eating Space in the Western World"! Nor Veleyth Food Ranking: SS Come try our exotic dishes: Chikenkatsu, Fugu Tempura*, Grimruk® Shake™, Sweetrock n' Sour Pork™, Dimpledorc Dimplegurt™, and much much more! For specialty meats, catering, or to-go orders, send a letter or speak to Ugokoyama Bata or Ugokoyama Takemura! *The Grub-Bucket® is not responsible for any illness resulting from any of its meats or foods, especially the fugu. Eating pufferfish or any undercooked, exotic, or paranormally enhanced food brings an inherent risk of bodily harm or death. In Oyashima we have a saying "bite your food before it bites back."
  5. Father Stor bows his head in prayer, for the ancient father of Elohim fought a different kind of Hyperwar than his kind, the Hyperwar of spirit. In every culture, there is one constant, the monomythos. The Black Samurai of the Oyashi, the Black Oni of the Onishiman, the Dark Knight of the Citronian, the Onyx Emperor of the Li-Ren, the Dark Khan of the Horde, the Prince in Black of the Gospel. Perhaps it was the Covenant who would stumble across Owyn's reincarnation, the Owynssiah, the prophesized PRINCE IN BLACK, FINAL SON OF SPIRIT. . .
  6. "Glory to GOD in the highest. Destruction to the Dragon-Worshipper and Dark Mechanics of the false believers. INITIATE RITUALS OF PRODUCTION!" The Mechpriest roared over the din of machinery
  7. Alright then, sounds like weve got ourselves a mechpriest
  8. "Even in death, he served the Owynssiah" Cried Father Stor. The Mechpriest understood that he would see Tonito again at the Omega Point. All information is eternal, and his noospheric imprint shall persist into the singularity. "Viriliter agite, Vigilate state in fide, Viriliter agite, Et confortamini!"
  9. [!] An advertisement is found scattered about and inside of Lurin, it reads: "To All Lurinites! Come to SakiGaki, the Grub-Bucket™ would LOVE to have YOU for dinner!"
  10. How did your orc die? Urlug the Olog died in Athera after getting murdered by a human in a payday 2 mask named '*****' while raiding the magic school. Contact wolfkite1 for more details. Do you think it was a justified death? yub Are they in the Stargush’Stroh? yub Are they able to be contacted by Lutauman? yub
  11. Stor Vuiller reads the missive and goes "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" The Mechpriest sent out drones to search for him & her
  12. Dude I said the SAME THING when this came out. See "Way to **** up the magic" from Lojo613 earlier on this thread
  13. I hate the bugman response of "why didn't you just pm me dude" from mods and staff. There is no reason we should have to keep our gripes and feedback private, and the fact that we aren't "reaching out" to the ADMIN to give him our feedback in his PERSONAL DMS is ridiculous. LOTC is an organization, and feedback should be able to be submitted through a professional channel aside from "muh discord dms". Start interacting with the feedback section on the forums and regularly ask for updates from the community. It is on YOU to ensure that the channels of communication for the organization are open.
  14. Left hand path = Empowering yourself and your own ego by breaking social taboos and working against the powers that be Right hand path = Fighting for a group and/or the powers that be in order to achieve a greater esoteric goal. pro-demiurge = wanting to restore the creator anti-demiurge = wanting the creator to remain in pieces Xionism is a left hand path pro-demiurge religion, although it pretends to be a right hand path pro-demiurge religion. It wants to be Gnosticism so badly but in reality is just confused Satanism, which is better portrayed by Ibleesianism. Xionists hate the Aengudaemon and want them dead because the Aengudaemons vaporized Aegis and created the Abyss, but go about defeating gods by making themselves gods through wanton murder. Ibleesains want to become gods and usurp the Aengudaemons as well. The only difference is Ibleesians directly acknowledge they are embracing evil to empower themselves and become gods, while Xionists post about how their grey morals are actually creating a better future because even though I kill 10 million pinktags when I’m a god it will be sunshine and rainbows. As divine said humanism would better achieve the Xionist philosophy than any dark magic since Xionism is literally just Ibleesianism except with a morally grey, delusional coat of paint. Orcish Xionism too is ultimately flawed, since the Spirits are an Aengudaemonic creation, and killing all the Aengudaemons would include Apohet and his realm. It’s not really Xionism at that point, it’s just Spiritualism. Enslaving the Aengudaemons or spirits to empower oneself is interesting, but it’s just another example of pro-demiurge self-empowerment seeking to elevate oneself for personal gain, even if the lie is that ultimately you’re helping people. If this was actually done in a manner which didn’t involve wanton destruction and to create a better world, it could make sense, however the end goal always seems to be godhood for a select few which ultimately just makes it discount Ibleesianism. In summary: Hail Iblees. (This post was brought to you by [REDACTED])
  15. OKAY just **** up the whole magic why don't you > : (
  16. Can I have templarism? Where does name Zhulik come from? Where does name Islamadon come from? Favorite lector? Favorite Oyashiman? Favorite Anime? Favorite wowj moment? Least favorite Lore?
  17. “[Self-Query] Who do descendants believe surveyed and platted out Braevos if not Quentin Brae? Do they really believe all the money they pay Braecorps for tiles and tile maintenance is just going to the Cloud Temple? Or some sort of unknown sky-god?” Cog-Priest Ferrus V. calculated the probability of Azdrazi conspiracy to be high.
  18. I’m glad you guys continue to do it for free
  19. The bugman chitters and screeches as his little kingdom revolts against his poor choices and tyrannical behavior
  20. “OUCH!” Father Stor Vuiller, a frail old man in blue jeans, a baseball cap, and button down shirt, exclaimed as he fell from the Karosgrad battlements. Some saw him die, although nobody cared. It was not a suicide, and the evil forces that slew him continued their nefarious schemes. All in all he was rather pleased he finally died. 115 years and he finally died. Every other lector had died, but he was still stuck in his old decaying form.
  21. “JA-Rv1-Z” Father Stor spoke to his Automaton assistant. “Remind me in 220 years to comment on Stanimar’s foolishness during his 300th birthday. Oh, and to get him a cake.” The lector returned to reading conspiracy theories about King Fredrick and Sutican lizard men.
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