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Master Baiter

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About Master Baiter

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    Triggering people since '93
  • Birthday 05/06/1993

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    Billy the Bread Vendor, Mikhail of Nordengrad, Vykk 'The Founder' Volaren

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  1. That feel when you get destroyed so bad that the only thing you can comeback with is “look we rallied 15 guys to kill one person.”
  2. Imagine being an orener and responding to this thread. Orener in discord #1: ”Don’t worry boys, I got a real zinger that will knock their socks off” Every other Orener in discord: “haHAHhaaHA this will get them real good!” Reality:
  3. Master Baiter

    A CAGED ANIMAL

    “People who are lacking in emotional intelligence are often unable to identify their own emotions; they may insist they are not depressed when a relationship ends, but meanwhile they start drinking too much, become extremely irritable, and stop going out with friends. they may express emotions innapropriatly, perhaps acting violently or impulsively when they are angry or worried. They will give a long-winded account of all of their problems, even when the listener is bored.” Vykk says tossing the book behind him into the water, “Damn, wade and tavris got this man locked down to a tee.” Vykk struggles with getting the straw in the little coconut drink into his mouth, “Hey, Can I get another one of these?” He yells “They’re really good.”
  4. “Ahh yes, the old ‘who even are you’, a classic orenian insult for when you can’t actually think of a good roast.” Vykk says sipping from a drink with an infantile umbrella in it.
  5. Vykk scratches his nose “That feel when you accidentally kill your own vassal... oops”
  6. “For someone who claims not to be afraid of Norland, they sure put up a post quite eloquently displaying their fear of noralnders...” Vykk says, relaxing in his little dinghy
  7. “Praise Heruparkraat” Luc says
  8. Too bad it wasn’t an airplane...

  9. Dear Chasey Lain
    I wrote to constrain
    This letter is my last
    As your biggest fan

  10. Luc picks at his teeth “I remember back in Matria, the prince punched someone in the head... Welp, gone are those days I suppose.”
  11. “Yes, they were most formidable according to my father.” Luc says, stroking his grimy beard.
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