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I can't breathe xD, Human I love you dude, but like why a song like this? And Why an animation like that?

"Pie? Did somebody say, Pie?! Pie eating contest?! **** EVERYTHING, I'M HEADING THERE!" Clint would jump up in the air in joy

If I don't upvote, I won't get the love from my father

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I can help filter out anything that makes a good villain, rather than just another wannabe Jarred Leno Joker.

On 6/13/2017 at 11:30 PM, DropKoala said:

Friend I do not recall you being on the list of people in the ban report. Please cease from further commenting

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Hello sir, I would like to inform you, on behalf of the community, only the low-minded will find this post hilarious, therefore I shall leave you to your low-grade attempt at a meme, if you would furthermore wish to conversate more about this, and why it's considered a "low-grade attempt at a meme'', then please contact me privately, good day to you sir!

You know, there are times when a person can meme so much, this is a primary example of you running out of ideas to be funny, get this rubbish outta my face, go back to stirring a fresh meme you ugly mineman.

Behind all the child predator allegations, Corn has proven to a lot of people that he's a good goon, he's fun, he's entertaining, above all the dude is a good enough leader, that being said, I feel like he would make a great job on the FM, you have received my upvote, use it wisely kinsman.

Goodbye Tahmas, I'll miss you man, I really will.

"I guess I've got the time to go, not like I've got a job anyways" He pockets the letter

So like I'm working on a new video, and I need some fan art, so I'm leaving it up to you the community, to draw anything fan art like, draw my lemon character being torn into pieces, have him driving a little red corvette, draw anything in any drawing software, anything terrible or funny will do good, and I'll mention your name in the video, also I'm going to be singing Firework, so I'll become a bigger disappointment to my parents, go my pimps! Draw like there's no tomorrow!

11 minutes ago, Valentyn said:

Do you support #Hillary4parole17?

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Yes

• Minecraft name/s: TheLemonHead

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• Age:15

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• Timezone: EST

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• Skype/Discord: TheLemonHead#9207 and superaawsome

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• What is your availability: Well because summer is literally a day away from posting this, I'll be able to be on for 4 to 7 hours

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• Tell us an issue you currently experience on the server:  Too many edgy roleplayers, just too many of them, we need to encourage players to be less edgy, and more happy.

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• How do you feel individual GMs should present themselves?: First, they have to dance in front of me, none of that strip dancing, I mean like tap dancing or any talented dancing

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• How do you feel the GM team collectively should present itself?: Like a Mariachi

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• Please list three players who will vouch for you: @jrodbazinga @TriscuitBiscuit @ItsMeAlex

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• What is your relationship with the members of the current GM Team?: They love me! I remembered this one time Wrynn has smited me for love! The Gm's love me, in a way, as long as I don't go over the border of toxicity, I'm cool with them

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• What are your finest and worst traits?: My first trait is being happy and always funny! I'm always open to talk with people and help others in problems, my worst trait is when I'm being one tapped in Counter Strike Global Offense, I'm not the nicest person when that happens.

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• Tell us about your time on Lord of the Craft: I became infamous, from day one, I was a small newb, but then after 2015, I learned, and I grew strong, and I became TheLemonHead, I knew if I couldn't be an A rated roleplay player, then I was gonna be a meme, the memest of them all!

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• What parts of the server are you most interested in?: The part where I can read checks, and help players in need of help, and since a good portion of the gm team has a life, unlike myself currently, I feel like I'll be able to take more checks/modreqs than the server can take packets of lag.

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• Other than yourself, who of the current applicants would you like to see on the GM Team?:  @cakefool , @senor_tortuga , @Old_Man_Tubby

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• Link me a good song:

   

I always wanted to die drowning

Well, I'm gonna hand my best singer crown to this pimp, keep it up sir!

Jesus christ, I really gotta stop wasting money on DLC, and buy an art tablet, I'm looking like a fool in front of these talented artists!

This ****** gave me back my miner rank, suck my upvote you **** +1

1 minute ago, Potts244 said:

Is this for China?

It's on to us!

Just now, Ethan the epic said:

Early April was meh, but late April was solid.

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Sup you beautiful bastards, hope your having a fantastic Tuesday

Sorry for that, I've got a meme disorder, anyways here we are folks we've entered May, and Lemon forgot to make a farewell to April, but no worries, my agents tell me it's fine, so welcome ladies and gentlemen to the Farewell April! I'm your host TheLemonHead, or you can call me Alex, anyways let's not postpone this information, hit it!

The Revival of 1.8 Combat!

Yes folks you heard it! 1.8 combat is back! For those who haven't been on Lord of the Craft for months or maybe years, after a long time with 1.9 combat, the developers decided it was prime time to go back to the good old times, and what better way to do it than by bringing back one of the community's favourite combat system, this change has now made it fairer for players to PVP default, if you feel the change is not necessary it's alright, your always free to do combat another way, but for those who love to fight, this is a good hour for us all, I cannot wait to fight a lot of you :D

Unblacklisted!

After many discussions with Mojang, Lord of the Craft is finally back and official! And they've approved the use of the Crown system, sadly I don't believe the coupon code the server provided to get 20 percent off your next purchase, but if you use code LEMON you'll magically receive a 50 percent off on your next purchase of crown packs!

Anyways, folks, that's all we pretty much got from April, here's a toast to what's coming to kill us all in May!

HAPPY ROLEPLAYING!

@Xarkly Hey one of these grinders look like the place I died at when I was killed by a mob, funny.

Clint wonders how in the world, did he even manage to hear these words, let alone bear witness to! "This poetry is garbage, Eddie makes better ones" Clint crumbles up the trash going back to the mines, to get some more stacks.

*MineMan finishes puffing his cigar, and looks at this deceiving news and finally without hesitation he speaks*" It seems nights in the city are going to begin to be a lot more longer!."

MineMan is Coming Evil Doers!

@Kowaman @Teegah @Telanir @Tythus @Tofuus @501warhead @InfamousGerman @Jistuma

Hello there! This is at the Dev's, so anyone who isn't a Dev, please don't comment anything, or at least anything not retarded, anyways, why are you Dev's @'d? 

Well it all started today, I was on a skype call with my homeboys, Tristan, Danny, and Jacob, and we were doing what fags do, anyways, Tristan needed fish to tame a polar bear, and I told him that I would improve my Fisherman skill to assist him with it, and so comes the big PROBLEM. I was thinking if I had made the Fisherman skill a second main profession, I could skip doing the long grinding, and so, I did what no idiot could ever imagine doing, I did /sk Fisher select main, and if you
haven't noticed already, I made it my MAIN. I had forward the command without the consent of losing my miner main profession, I will admit that I received a warning about something 100k will go bye bye, I thought it was some glitch or bug, so like the idiot that I am, I went on with the command, and before you knew it, I had lost my Miner's rank , number of hours I spent, getting my friend @Marijuanaology iron, I'm sure most of you would just tell me to make a new persona, and the problem is, I don't want to, because I'd hate to lose the time I put into that character, I put in hours trying to achieve the barriers to get all my 3 soul stone slots unlocked, and I'd hate to start once more grinding to get my rank of veteran back, I've been able to gather so much more now that I've been able to mine down to the levels that have quartz, so I ask you this Dev Team Members, please give me the amount of EXP need to get my back to the previous rank of Miner I once had, and have it back to the exact EXP number as before, if you do not believe me, I've asked both @Xarkly and @SexeHexe for assistance on this matter, and I've screenshotted (thank god I didn't spam my chat with retarded ****) my sk list before the command that would ruin my Miner career, so please find it in your heart Dev's to retrieve to me what has been lost, and if you do it, I'll do a karaoke of some sort, and uh.....not sure what else you want? I'm not old enough to do a webcam video of me undressing myself, so you'll have to think outside of the box, with many loves and begs, Lemon now signing off, with a broken heart now that I've lost my miner rank (;_______________________;)

Wow, the man who gave me a job as a bartender, who made me meet a lot of new people, and manage a bar of my own, I'll miss you Lyon, even when we don't RP or OOC together, your one my best friends on lotc, and I'll never forget you for that, have a song to make this even more depressing, farewell Sylvestre.

Long live, The Crown.

*Clint Votes for Wolf?* "I hope I can get some pie from this"