NotEvilAtAll

Halfling garden plots? Of course!

halflings active lads

oh boy it's been postponed

somehow I find this even more embarrassing than the Norland warclaim failures.

Why don't we just bring people in waves instead of having some people be unable to attend as the contingency plan

maybe the truce should've been extended through new years tbh

man the halfling community is truly great

100% real detective not a fraud at all

battles where both sides say they won is turning into a recurring theme on LOTC it comes back every year I swear

The war has turned into an auction

well that event sure didn't go as planned

Halfling Farmer's Almanac is back!

I demand snow nodes

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Whether or not it's a good idea, a total ban on romance RP would unenforceable and a huge drain on mod resources to ensure that no characters fall in love with each other.

I don't think that'd be the anti-pedo solution we're looking for

I dare staff to remove this status update

inflating numbers for rallies and deaths on the wiki is dumb let's just use the real numbers for everything so I ain't gotta try and understand what scale is being used.

Dumb blog post

EVIL WOLVES!!!!!

Ayo got a thingie right here

Hello there. I am one of the "roleplay decentralizers" you speak of. I live and roleplay in a small settlement that steals all of it's 0.01% activity from honest, hardworking cities. Everyday we shill for new players to join our settlement just so we can abandon them there and watch them quit. Our paid shills spam the forums with pro-freebuild propaganda and our staff sleeper agents vote against any crackdowns on our nefarious activities. Whenever you're in a city tavern (the best place to be on the entire server, GODAN bless), remember that for every nine players hanging out there, WE have stolen one of them from you, whisked away into our settlements to do farmer RP and share in our inactivity. The age of the city is done. The era of the village is here.

#BringBackFreebuild

Literally 1984

time to get back on the halfling event grind

Wow these new buffed horses are absurdly fast