HortonHeardAWho

Minecraft name: HortonHeardAWho RP name: Jimmy Discord: Horton#4181

No officer it's "holy is healing bad"

MC-Name: HortonHeardAWho Character Name: Zrarly Age: 50-ish Race: Goblin-Uruk Hometown: The Warnation of KRUGMAR Possible Goals to achieve: Monster slaying, to claim for trophies Wanted Role/Job: Sailor, be good at repairing as have skills in ship construction. Discord: Horton#4181

[!] Two more letters are sent out: "Me ship is at the Santegian docks, Veilport. When lat am able to, send bird back to me and me'll get lat set up. ~Zrarly"

[!] Both Receive a Bird Reading Such: "We will discuss a tick and place for further investigation of each of lat's skills. When lat available send word back to me. ~Zrarly"

Vehlrand We need you! [!] Pinned upon notice boards of Santegia, Krugmar, and all coastal towns a piece of paper would read: Is sea life for you? Ah well ye have seen the right piece of parchment! For Vehrand, a beautifully crafted ship, is in need of a crew! Yes! A crew! We are in need of: Navigator A man or woman possessing skill in the lines of sea navigation. One that will never get lost no matter the location. Lookout Someone with keen eyesight yet hopefully having enough skill on a ship to let the sails drop. Scallywags People that are well experienced in the duties of tying the rigging down and handling combat equipment such as a ballista or even a simple sword. Apply Here!

Cosecha Come one, come all! The Cosecha is now open for business! Yes! That is correct! We sell a multitude of crops in bulk amounts. Need potatoes to feed your army while you slaughter the Dominion forces? No problem! Need bread to help fuel your effort to fight against raiders? No problem! Yes, no longer do you have to harvest the crop yourself. Now you just pick up your goods and go do other things! What a time saver! Pricing - Special Orders For those who wish to take a specific order out once I have you covered! Order this for just a one-time buying. A Crateful of Baked ‘Taters - 700 mina Double Crateful of Baked ‘Taters - 1,200 mina Crateful of Bread - 750 mina Double Crateful of Bread - 1,300 mina Crateful of Hay Bales - 2,400 mina Double crateful of Hay Bales 3,900 mina [!] Note: ALL prices are subject to change [!] Contract Orders These orders are more for those who wish to supply themselves with a fixed amount of food per Saint’s Week. The pricing on these, once the deal has been made, shall not change. A Crateful of Baked ‘Taters - 700 mina per week Double Crateful of Baked ‘Taters - 1,200 mina per week Crateful of Bread - 750 mina per week Double Crateful of Bread - 1,300 mina per week Crateful of Hay Bales - 2,400 mina per week Double crateful of Hay Bales - 3,900 mina per week [!] All prices for "Contract Orders" shall be payed up front. [!] To order simply bird Horton ((HortonHeardAWho)) or post an order down below. --=@ Orders will be picked up by buyer. @=--

"You could say that you've been forced out of the force. Damn, Firewatch is mighty forceful, don't you think? Forcing such things on people." Inquires 'Duck Face' Horton. : ^)

[!] Written across a sheet would be: D Ub r [!] ... In the ugliest handwriting achievable on a forum post.

"Zaym." An eavesdropping goblin that goes by the name of Zrarly mumbles.

I suggest you check what you write on grammar.com, re-read it yourself, or have someone else read it for you. (Aka I'm saying you have tons of grammar errors and they're really easy to spot)

Tbh I kinda like this, you still use the old dark shamanism and even if a shaman doesn't roleplay insanity they still have quite a few more problems. It's also a lot easier for anyone who doesn't normally touch the magics to actually do something when a dark shaman comes in and walks up to kidnap someone. (Plus this was made on the fly so that's also kinda cool)

"Ya'll are dumb." Horton would remark. "Now-a-days orcs usually charge 100 mina and raise it slowly. I would start these wood elves at 200 then slowly rip people off. It's much easier that way."