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  1. HortonHeardAWho

    The Disunited States of America (OOC)

    Application Discord Name; Horton#4181 Desired State; Iowa. History of said State’s history, leadership, and government; History Iowa truly began its explosion when claims by the Indians were ousted in 1812 by the war named after that year. From that many Euro-Americans settled and with the invention of the steel plow Iowa was able to increase its immigration until finally it gained statehood in 1846. In the ‘50s Iowa began its turn towards Republicans rather than Democrats – after all it promoted a lot of what Iowans needed. Rails, land ownership, and banking all were required for these eager Iowans who wanted to make something of themselves. War was coming and Iowa was unsure of picking sides; sure they had a railroad running through their land but grain was still a major export for Iowans. Not only that but with the chance of Northern states defecting to the Empire once-more it became apparent that Iowa has a vital choice to make. They had to choose a side or get left in the dust... Leadership Governor Samuel Kirkwood Government Governorship – Will work out later Nominal Leader/President/Governor/etc.; Governor Do you want a Custom Character? If so what’s their name and background? (Can only start in low level positions of power); IDK
  2. Bro like just go play an RPG lmao, play a DnD campaign ffs like ur just ruining the server w/ ur views and ur hurting the PvP community like bro it’s really bad just play DnD w/ ur friends lmao.
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    RancidHound's Game Moderator Application

    Oh **** he’s spying on his own settlement-- wait nvm I forgot he’s Rosenyr lmao !! So basically +1 since if Wolfkite doesn’t support him he must be good?
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    “Me offer sum’ffin’ hosher.” He tempts, writing down such on the document posted- he who you ask? A small goblin of course! Truly a trustable creature… Nonetheless: Throm’ka! No mojo is as hosh as witts, so why not perfect those-- or, if it’s simply knowledge lat seek, peep for alchemy and learn how the world’s substance works. Perhaps engineering and physics might suit lat’s fancy, or maybe navigation and cartography for exploring. Weather could be something to study as well, and so on with arithmetics. Not only this but Dragur and others can supply grukkings on the abyss other than just mages; many hold knowledge, it am up to lat to seek it. It holds no signature but obviously one could tell an orc came by; he didn’t sport the swellest of handwriting but it was still understandable.
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    RancidHound's Game Moderator Application

    +1 Rosenyr needs more GMs bro xddddd
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    [Bounty] Mutant Hog | Challenging

    Horton remarks something along the lines, “I’ve’a weighed bigger cattle than that sucker! She should be no issue takin’ down!” He makes such a declaration with relative confidence. Khenbich begins preparing to travel South, though he would wait for Spring to find Yatl first before he does...
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    The names can still be used- in fact it’d be better to rename things as events happen. One day someone could name their town Bradenburg and then a Horde of orcs conquers that area and renames it Bernehnburgh Not only that but the geography can be a thing said RPly for nations- the videos can be used both for WDs and nation leaders.
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    Boats in 7.0

    Ye I have this issue- I’ve had it like 3-4 times where I hop off horse to do smthn rply and then WOOSH there goes my horse. Luckily if you modreq you can usually clear it up with a GM lickity split but kinda a pain gotta agree. For a serious response on the fast travels it’s that people should hold to it (and make it clear before map and at least second plot selection begins that this will happen) as well as rules on fast travels like escaping from RP and shizzle. Also for that pirate suggestion perhaps one could modreq for a GM and have them delete the second warp to the city and allow the raiders to sit there for a half hour or so before a cool down was set. Though this is assuming that the warps aren’t too hard to mess with, that there will be one warp to a boat in the ocean then another to destination, and that it should be required the raiders have their own ship to “board” the others’.
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    Boats in 7.0

    Sounds kyuut and I’m for since ship building is my forte
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    [AMA] Doing one of these again

    Can u teach me magic? :3 teehee x3 xd rawr hehe~ Nostalgia of smthn please
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    Challenge for Rexdom - Mûrak'Gorkil

    A goblin snickers, for despite the desert being much a distance away word of this would likely spread fast; he looks north, as if trying to see the desert despite the distance being so far from his own residence. “mE DUn gRuK wHU mUrAK iZ bu’ mE gRUk ZhAkuL bAD!” Truly this uruk GOBLIN is wise beyond his years, I mean he must be for making a smol paragraph for a reply on some random post so that he may voice his opinion even though it really doesn’t matter.
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    [Hiring!] Marguan’s Mercenaries

    [!] Etched Upon another piece of parchment is a letter to Marguan [!]
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    Rhysten Smithy [Arms, Armor, and tools]

    Khenbich intends on visiting.
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    An Honorable Death

    The False Demise Before you lay the pikes fallen, the crucifictions lacking in crucified, and overall a mess. Where were you? The place where the Imperials had decided to strew up this mess originally; you were at Antonious Road. Etched in stone pedestals were names such as Gurukk, Thoak, and a Rurik yet nothing be strewn with it to show; blood be splattered around yet no body to accompany it. To investigate is where I’d hope you go . . . As one would look around they may see hoof-prints. Following these and one would reach a Glade, a Glade which would have Scorched earth and the stench of Death. That, and some scorched bones, were all that presumably were left of the bodies. Though if you’d continue . . . The tracks head in a direction again for a destination unknown; for looking for the end would be impossible, a feat that a Lur may not even be able to accomplish. For this was a journey that took days and nights, with weathering being a great effect on this trail. Yet, your curiosity may grab hold of you . . . Perhaps one would think up a story-- perhaps they be right; they’d think that the one who made off with the trio of corpses made for a proper resting place for each. Taking the False Crown of one, though, and keeping it for himself. Perhaps the one who took the bodies was the same as his father: he was to hold a momento to be reminded of a memory, whether good or bad. Though all this would not matter for… Life continues on.
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    Demon's End, 1691

    Horton would say, “Lion quit being salty, it’s literally mineman lal.”