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HortonHeardAWho

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About HortonHeardAWho

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  • Gender
    Male
  • Location
    Hortontopia
  • Interests
    I like boats... And farming

Character Profile

  • Character Name
    Zrarly'Ram
  • Character Race
    Goblin-uruk

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  1. Help plz.

    Ya they aren't technically under Oren, anyways there should be a small boat to the way left of the dock that takes you to tutorial island if I have not forgotten.
  2. "The Phantoms" Submission

    I suggest you check what you write on grammar.com, re-read it yourself, or have someone else read it for you. (Aka I'm saying you have tons of grammar errors and they're really easy to spot)
  3. The Green Tide

    Zrarly grins, wondering silently how fast he can produce a ship to add to the Courlandic fleet.
  4. Tbh I kinda like this, you still use the old dark shamanism and even if a shaman doesn't roleplay insanity they still have quite a few more problems. It's also a lot easier for anyone who doesn't normally touch the magics to actually do something when a dark shaman comes in and walks up to kidnap someone. (Plus this was made on the fly so that's also kinda cool)
  5. The Fall of the Giants-Doom

    "Lat kud blah dat he was... Duumed tu fall." The goblin smirks at his not-so-clever joke.
  6. [POLL] CA for Ologs?

    Creature applications. Aka that you have to get LT (Lore Team) approval to play said race.
  7. [Not An AMA] 5 Years A Slave...

    My question is this; may I please have your pixels, sir?
  8. Moderation of Server Related Chats

    Um I think we should just make everyone live on a ship then everyone is together. That should be the next map! A really big ship. G E N I U S I like boats.
  9. [Your View] 6.0 COMBAT

    I'm glad to see the big league currency, diamond armor, is still here. I mean it's got to be a currency by now with all ultamatums requiring it, right? Right?!
  10. Mandate from The Obsidian Throne, 1628: Legion Orders

    "Tuu bad mi wuz zittin' in Urguan liyk five tikz agu." Zrarly remarks, "Liyk three high rankin' ufficialz peeped mi an' didn't du ah dam ting." He reads it over once again, "Oh! It blahz urukz! Nub gobboz, nebbur mind." The ashen goblin laughs a bit.
  11. [Denied] [Pending][Actor] It's me, Gallic.

    This man has a character that is a 10/10 pick pocket would pick again. Obviously he should be an ET, any god pickpocket should. +1 if I can ever pickpocket someone's rep. Woops I forgot, he's actually a lock-pick so replace all those pickpockets with lock pockets. I mean pick locks, I mean lock-picks.
  12. 6.0 and Nexus

    I agree with this post and think this man deserves to be admin. I mean it says he's a lawyer and lawyers should rule the world. Let's make him president while we're at it. Wait no! He deserves more! Make him the supreme dictator of North Korea! (Which now owns the world)
  13. [Complete][AUCTION] CUTE ELVES FOR SALE AND LITTLE BLACK BOY

    "Ya'll are dumb." Horton would remark. "Now-a-days orcs usually charge 100 mina and raise it slowly. I would start these wood elves at 200 then slowly rip people off. It's much easier that way."
  14. [Events] Habitats!

    Naa what I mean is I'd totally be fine with building the whole thing. All you'd have to do is check to see if it's good and would be fine to rp in and just put it on the sheet as another habitat. And also gotta find a good patch of land to put it on of course.
  15. Your View: What's Wrong & What's Right with LotC?

    #What'sRight -Well you're looking at this post is a good thing that points in a good direction -We have the potential to be a great community -There's lots of players #What'swrong -There is again too many settlements and such. -We can't freebuild, and while you might say doesn't that contradict eachother, but it really doesn't. Because if someone hobo shacks into a random place in the wilderness they'll eventually come back because they're bored. And really by now it doesn't really matter because usually the king of the land gives it out quite freely if you offer something very simple in return. I just want to do this so I can make pretty structures that don't require people :P. -Nexus; While I am actually okay with this, if a good percentage of the population does not agree with it then there is a problem with it. -Magic; While magic is amazing and all that, the problem is how it's made. Magic seems like one of the best and most straight-forward ways to develop your character because 1; It takes time, and 2; You become stronger because of it. While you may say that for anything the problem with magic is that it has such a tight grasp on it compared to others like simple swordsmanship or archery. I mean a man could come up to me, have no roleplay training, and then say he is the greatest archer in the world and one hit a defenseless man. While with magic you have to do training or someone will absolutely call bs on you. Another problem is that there seems to be too many magics, and most of these magics have orders. These orders not only don't allow you to learn magic but it also separates the population even more. -My next one that is only fueled by annoyance is that every single person always says, "Orcs killed my parents." Or something similar to that. Sorry to tell you this but the only ones who really just kill random people would probably be Schnub and his goons. Most orcs would rather just fight eachother, sometimes catch a slave, and make a sacrifice to a spirit maybe not using a person. I mean the Lur clan appeases the spirit by offering their hunt to Votar, and other spirits have a preference of a good sacrifice as well. -Another problem is the server is very combat driven. "Oh you're a new person? Join my levy as a guard!" While this is okay for new people, veteran players still seem to stick with being a guard or atleast having combat experience. It's understandable with orcs that aren't shamans or goblins (Because goblins are weak af compared to the rest) But like the simple man suddenly becomes something great because he's been training with a sword since he was two. Another problem is that you HAVE to have combat experience else you'll die inevitably because there are so many things out to kill you. -Another problem, but this is just purely a petty problem, is that /lwc flag autoclose false does not work. So whenever I lock something it closes ;n;. But that's just me.