SimplySeo

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A series of advertisements are put up on display throughout the cities of Aevos, advertising FINE DWARVEN WARES, DIRECT FROM O̶R̶Z̶A̶M̶M̶A̶R̶ URGUAN, pinned to the advertisement is an author's note, which simply reads

BUY MY STUFF

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Click the damned link, its the same contents as the post below but significantly fancier and with music.

(Original post by yours truly, formatting by @Karim, he's a good egg, check out his stuff.)
 

All of my enemies are ontologically evil and I can do no wrong against them. Clan starbreaker remembers

Jormunharr see his own name, and finds himself pleased to have sown discontent.

neato

Uther of Barrowton sharpens his knife, preparing to mercy-kill his children and grandchildren before martyring himself when the Imperials inevitably come for him.

edit: actually nevermind I like my chances.

In order for it to be slander it has to be false, says Jorvin.

1 hour ago, Smmer said:

This is cringe and pathetic. The coalition was spoon fed support like a baby bird, don’t try to pass off legitimate concerns as some sort of low tier shitpost for april fools. There’s videos showing the coalition cannons loading and charging faster than the Veletz side, you can’t argue that evidence doesn’t exist and you can’t do anything to fix it either. You allowed for this to happen, you allowed for a war to take place where the nations were handheld and allowed to log off during capture rp god forbid they tower dive with boats while our members got banned. Do better, there’s enough downtime inbetween the server when it comes to wars that you can actually make improvements. 

 

War on lotc sucks, stop being cringe.

lol

nvm didn't realize it was real

@M1919@Noobliusmay thy knife chip and shatter

17 minutes ago, Norgeth said:

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Was very fun and enjoyable to write with @Titanium430! I think it's an epic concept overall! +1

 

Moved Ser Uther to my alt, but it me

Elsewhere- Another brother strains to recover from his blessing- Training hard so he might rescue his sister. Through strained, panted breath, Aranuir remarks. . . "I'll find you Eri- I promise."

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Drums, horns, and trumpets sound in the deep. A hundred ravens leave their roosts, carrying missives to errant Clansdwarfs abroad, issuing a call to rally, a call to muster, a call to war.

ᛟᚾᛏᚺᛖᚾᛟᚱᛏᚺᛖᚱᚾᛏᚺᚱᛖᚨᛏ

ON THE NORTHERN THREAT

All Legionnaires and Clansdwarfs prepared to battle in the name of our Grand Kingdom are summoned to muster in the Crownhold in five month's time to discuss the threat to our north known as the Harrower, a Darkspawn, presumed demon- and his enthralled raiders. Several Dwarves have already been cursed by this creature, and- More importantly, insults have been issued onto the name of Urguan that cannot go unaddressed. Let none accuse the Dwarfen folk of lethargy when actually slighted. A GRUDGE-WAR is henceforth declared, formally known as a reckoning- against the Raiders of the Alimere. The Legion, in cooperation with the Guild of Reckoners, will collect the necessary information on how to prepare against this threat alongside the other descendant realms, and will begin drafting plans for an Invasion of the Alimere shortly. Those intending to participate will be expected to answer the summons.

Jorvin, son of Kazrin, son of Gardath, son of Osram, son of Koryk, son of Kazraden son of Skalf, son of Gotrek, son of Urguan, Lord of Gotrek’s Folk, Clan-Father of Elder Clan Starbreaker, High Reckoner of Urguan, Keeper of the Book of Grudges, Grand King Emeritus, Founding Councillor of the Fourth Grand Kingdom of Urguan, Conqueror of the Voidspawn Photania, Conqueror of the Korvassa, Slayer of Gazardiel, Hero of the Brathmordakin

The Wronged:

The Grand Kingdom of Urguan.

The Assailant:

Yera Silveira.

Juniper Aurelia Rose.

Anatoliy Ilya Alyovich Silveira Godunov.

The Wrong:

Insulting the honor of the Grand Kingdom and Urguan's kin.

Date of Wrongdoing:
9th of the Amber Cold, 173 of the Second Age.

Terms of Settlement:

1k minas as monetary compensation.
A public missive apologizing for the slander.

OR
The extermination of the bloodlines of the assailants.

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2 minutes ago, UnusualBrit said:

Narvi sweats, feeling Jorvin's beady eyes settling on his nearby forge. 

Jorvin Starbreaker cracks his knuckles menacingly.

Art by famed Dwarven conartist, Mið the Journeyer

An open letter from our founder, Jorvin Starbreaker

My loyal customers, sons and daughters of Urguan, Malin, Krug, and descendants of those loyal men and women of Horen who, for years, purchased and wielded my wares in battle. As you may recall, Starbreaker Arms Co. Was once one of the most famous and prolific weapon-dealerships in the world, once outfitting the entirety of the Urguanite Legion, and hundreds of civilians with quality, affordable Dwarvish steel, produced by a clan of smiths continuing traditions that began at the dawn of the Elder Days. I, after ascending the Obsidian Throne in the 1774th year of the First Age, retired the company, and passed the mantle of Starbreaker business onto my younger clansdwed, Ulfar and Lulubelle, the former of whom remains in business today, and is an exceedingly skilled Craftsdwed in his own right.

I have remained in retirement for many years, pursuing my own personal affairs, as my hoard has long-since grown past the point of my needing to churn a profit. In spite of that, I am a son of Gotrek, and my heart longs for the forge, I long for the days when my name was known across the land not for my deeds, but for my skill, and when everybody from the simple soldier, to mighty kings of men carried my steel into battle, and trusted in it to protect them and their loved ones. My weapons slew dragons, voidal horrors, undead, and Orenians by the score, and in each one of those glorious moments, I am proud to have played my small part. I want to see my wares wielded by a new generation, and earn new glory, both for me and you.

And so, because of that, I am proud to announce the GRAND REOPENING of the Starbreaker Arms Company. Est 1720! Right outside the Gates of Urguan!

OUR WARES

Looking for a new blade, an axe, or a sturdy hauberk of maille? Here’s a list of our wares on launch- With more on the way!

CUSTOM ORDERS AND LOYALTY PROGRAM

Nothing in our catalog suits your tastes? That's alright, because I’m also reopening commissions, since I am once again working the forge, I might as well, aye? Commission prices vary widely, and though churning a profit isn’t my primary goal these days, I’m still a Grimdugan-fearing Dwarf after all, and so they will almost always be more expensive then one of my standard creations. However, this is where the loyalty program comes in. If you can come to me with a weapon I previously made (prior to my retirement, specifically) I am willing to halve the price of any item you wish to purchase, custom and stock. Furthermore, if you’re in possession of an item made by Clan Grimgold? Bring it to me to melt down, and I’ll replace it- Again, at half the price.

Want to commission a custom order? Here’s a quick list of what I can and can’t do. (Note, if you want something made of a fancy material, you must provide said material in either raw or ingot form, or provide me something to melt down.)

I can make. . .

MUNDANE (STEEL/GOLD)

DAEMONSTEEL
STARSTEEL

AZHL

BOOMSTEEL

THAHNIUM

CARBARUM

I can’t make. . .

Ironwood (I’m a smith, not a florist.)

Demon-Metal (I’ve never had the chance to work it)

Dragon-Metal (I’ve never had the chance to work it)

Alchemical Umgak (I’m a smith, not a chemist.)

BULK ORDERS AND MERCENARY CONTRACTS

Need to equip your burgeoning horde for World Domination? Luckily for you, I have minimal scruples in regards to who I arm, so long as they have no intention of turning those blades towards my Dwarfen kin, and aren’t begrudged by my clan or kingdom. Need fifty spears for your militia? Give me a weekend. Need a hundred? Give me a month. I’ll arm them all, and at a discounted price. Finally, want to see a Starbreaker weapon wielded by a professional? For only a small fee, I’ll show you! What's that I hear you say, I’m a smith and not a mercenary? While that is true, I need an excuse to get outside more, as I have left Urguan less than half a dozen times in the last century. I’ll not only make weapons for you- I’ll fight alongside you (representing myself only and maybe a few of my clansdwed, not the Grand Kingdom of Urguan, and only if granted leave by the Grand King and my wife). Note, I will not, under any circumstances, participate in banditry, nor will I fight in conflicts in which I have been barred by my king. But I’ve got a very fancy runic hammer, and little excuse to use it. This service is only available to customers who’ve previously purchased some of my wares, and is offered at a discounted rate if the opposing army is comprised of Orcs, descendant-houses of the House of Horen, High Elves, Mika Anarion, or Lefkos the High Elf.

Jorvin Starbreaker, Hero of the Brathmordakin finally emerges from his hovel after a two-night long game of Battleaxe 50,000:tm: rubbing his eyes as they adjusted to the sunlight. Whilst retrieving a cup of tea to help himself wake up, he read over the missive, and frowned, before letting out an exasperated sigh. "Gods ah' hate Ire'earts."

Strongly agree

MC Name:

         SimplySeo

Character's Name:

         Aranuir

Character's Age:

         18

Character's Race:

         Adunian

What magic(s) will you be learning?

         Malchediael's Radiant Templars

Teacher's MC Name:

         AstriaS

Teacher's RP Name:

         Tar-Caraneth Aryante

Do you have a magic(s) you are dropping due to this app? If so, link it:

         No

Do you agree to keep Story updated on the status of your magic app?:

         Yes

Are you aware that if this magic is shelved, it will be unavailable to use?

         Yes

Elsewhere in the cold, frozen north, an undead Northman mulled on the queen's death. His mind returned to a Holmgang many years prior. . .

"I have upheld my end of the bargain- No more! I've an urge to go a-viking."

Not terribly far from Norland, a long-dead Svarlandic Chieftain stirs in his restless barrow.

More trespassers. . .

I agree

2 hours ago, Elennanore said:

@Nooblius@SimplySeo@AstriaS@sneakybandit@Josh3738@Cpt_Noobman@Fimlin@Pepto@ichigomaster98@ShinyB@PestyWarlock

i am belligerently gay for all of you

1 hour ago, Nooblius said:

Incoming post about the Lenten Season and Easter

Ride or die, love you bro