Looking For Children!

[hjgklmn0ajuvxc 688]

-poster-

 

Hello adventurer.

I am looking for children!

I am very hungry and need feed!

Please give me your children!

yuum yum yum!

[leave me alone 995]

I am also looking for all of the children.

[~ Fiend ~ 611]

Isabella spots the poster, glancing around before slowly peeling it off the tree.

She grins as she pockets the poster, cackling madly and skipping off into the sunset on her way home to her army of children.

[Sky 0]

One day friend, you will find a lady, and not just any lady.

 

THE lady, of your dreams that is, of whom you will have many adventures with.

 

Some bad, some good, but adventures nonetheless.

 

You will learn to love their shortcomings, be their for her and she will be their for you.

 

She may want children, but you must wait and make sure you are ready for that.

 

If she is, then I look forward to the wedding and tugging on the little tykes nose.

 

Unless you like men...

 

Then your a sinner, since sodomy is sin.

[Birdwhisperer 1174]

Moved to the Great Library. It shall be sorted into appropriate category shortly.