A Note, Left By The Conclave Council Chambers

[Dr. Eggnog 74]

A simple note is delivered to the Council chambers, in the Conclave.

It reads:

"McDwarf Shoes, the finest in Anthos! Made of 100% Deer Leather, and lined with the finest furs, these shoes are the finest in comfort! With amazing new water-repelling technology*, these shoes will stay shiny and new, for years to come!** Order your pair now, and be the envy of the neighborhood, for the low low price of 1,000 mina!

 

McDwarf Shoes. Shoes done Right.

 

*water repellant may smell after a while, to remove odor, bring to your nearest McDwarf shoes dealer.

**They probably won't.

"

[Tom_Whiteman 949]

Zogrocka rocks his fancy bare-feet. 

[dude 230]

Meeow'Lur looks down, noticing he has no shoes. He shrugs, and continues to kill parents.

[Dry Crackers 268]

*Emanaf trods the note into the floor under his still-comfortable and much cheaper jackboot.*

[Birdwhisperer 1174]

Moved to the Great Library. It shall be sorted into appropriate category shortly.