The Notorious Raevir - Big Raevir

[Calihanmc 21]

THE NOTORIOUS RAEVIR

 

 

 

 

Allow me to lace these lyrical douches in your colored hair

Who slays edgies and make moves with all the elven lesbians?

The back of the tavern sipping Carrion Black is where you'll find me

The back of the tavern, mutilating elves, my crew's behind me

Mad edgy slaying, slave passing, bards blasting

But I just can't quit

Cause one of these edgies Stanis gots to mutilate

Torture with, keep the ep a secret, why not?

Why blow up my spot cause we both got hot?

Now check it: I got more mack than Craig and in the bed

Believe me edgy, I got enough to feed the needy

No need to be greedy, I got mad friends with Chariots

Minas by the layers, true ******* players

Jump in the horse and come over, tell your friends jump in the mule

I got the scimitar by the tree

 

(I love it when you call me big raev-ir)

Throw your hands in the air, if you's a true raevir

(I love it when you call me big raev-ir)

To the elves getting money playing raevirs like dummies

(I love it when you call me big raev-ir)

If you got a blade up in your waist, please don't cut up the place! (why?)

Cause I see some edgies tonight who should be having my blade, blade

 

Straight up edgies really I'm asking

Most of these edgies think they be mackin', but they be acting

Who they attracting with that line, "what's your tree, what's your subrace?"

Soon as he buy that carrion (black), I just creep up from behind

And ask who your lords are, who you be loyal to

Things that make you puke, what parents to kill

You gon' be here for a while?

I'm gon' go call my crew, you go call your crew

We can duel at the tavern around 2

Plans to leave, throw the keys to Lil Boris

Pull the edgies up front, and roll up the next green

So we can wreck on the way to the dungeon, go kill my thirst

A E-dgy steak, cheese eggs and Nicator's grape

Conversate for a few, cause in a few, we gon' do

What we came to do, ain't that right boo? (true)

Forget the dungeon, we just go to the square

And do a public execution in the square, smoke green's while you lose it

 

How you livin' Krawfyod?

In mansion and wenches

Givin' ends to my strelts and it feels stupendous

Tremendous gold: **** a mina and a dream

Still tote Gats strapped with infrared beams

Chopping G's, smoking green in Optimos

Money, wenches and edgies: all a raevir knows

A foolish pleasure? Whatever

I had to find the buried treasure, so grams I had to measure

However living better now, Carrion sweater now

Drop top ES's, I'm the man, edgy

 

THE NOTORIOUS RAEVIR HIT ONE: 

http://www.lordofthecraft.net/topic/109953-the-notorious-raevir/#entry1035533

 

((Sorry that this song isn't as good as the main hit, but it had a lot of specific ****, which is hard to translate to raevir and lotc ****))

[dude 230]

cries tear of joy : )

[cruzazul 2815]

Boris Smallz and his crew only hit this ****, none of that Russian Raevir wack.

[Nug 2011]

waht

[bungo 3965]

I cringed so hard my neckbeard fell off.

[Mouse 324]

Moved to the Great Library. It shall be sorted into appropriate category shortly.