The War On Heightists

[Heff 2460]

 

"SLAY THE HEIGHTISTS!"

The cry echoed across the Vale as Fumble rode off on his pig. It was time to prove his loyalty to the S.W.A.T (Shovel Wielding Attack Team.  He approached the High Elven Gates with a shout of "DIR'Y 'EIGHTISTS!". He truly believed and knew that the High Elves, and any bigger race for that matter, were only racist because they thought being tall was cool. Well they were wrong. Fumble "Fatass" Willowbottom became trapped in the High Elven gates. Out of nervousness he released a multitude of stinky smelly farts, poisoning the air with a smell like no other. Soon the great Town Fatass/ Pot and Pan Knight / Self-Proclaimed Fart Mage was slayed by a Heightist's Sword and he fell into the lava trap in an anti-climatic battle to the death.

 

[Free The Hobbits 859]

"Fumble, you are literally awful."

Everyone screams

[Lawrna 440]

"What."

The Eternal Librarian states.

[Matt011011 166]

Milo smacks Fumble upside the head. "Ye dolt! The Shovel Wieldin' Attack Team 'andles crime! We got he Shovel Attack Squad, S.A.S for short for fightin' other nations!"

[cmack1028 549]

Rupert sends for Tim to ready the S.A.S.

[__WaterFox__ 636]

Alirya busts her internal organs from laughing so hard

[The Media Wizard 2958]

 

Rupert sends for Tim to ready the S.A.S.

 

 

~*~ Timothy McPatt blinks before raising his middle fingers to all and walking away in a blaze of glory ~*~

[Birdwhisperer 1174]

Moved to the Great Library. It shall be sorted into appropriate category shortly.