Have You Ever.....?

[ItsMyWorld66 169]

                            Have you ever?.....

 

Have you ever been beat with bologna, while reading a newspaper on St. Patricks day,

while geese flew over head honking " Joy to the World",

as a train rolled by with a banner that says " Vote for Spuds? ",

 

 that left a trail of confetti that blew up high in the sky, which clogged the engines of a jetliner,

 that suddenly screamed to earth in a fiery mass of molten metal,

 

 that when it crashed turned into a transformer, that handed out daises to anyone with a toupee, 

and then slipped on a Volkswagen bug, that happened to be driven by the Steve the Blues Clues guy, 

 

who just recently was found hooking on Sunset avenue with a clown named Zoopy,

who had a fetish for cream cheese cabbage, that used to work in Wal-mart,

 

but was fired because he liked to chew shopping cart wheels,

that were invented by some guy who never did anything else in his entire existence, 

 

except put boogers on his neighbors bird, that used to think it was George Bush,

and got that way because its owner accidentally dropped it on its head,

 

when she was stuffing cottage cheese into her shoes, 

that came from Pay-less and sold to her by a chick named Bridgett,

 

who used to date an ex-Disco king, who had his testicles cut off in a tragic roller skating accident 

on top of the Matterhorn at Disneyland that at the time was holding the daily parade, 

 

which on that day Goofy had a nervous breakdown and kicked the hell out of Micky Mouse, 

then proceeded to attack other park members with a Graco Stroller, 

 

that had been stolen by Michael Jackson who ditched the stroller when a child's mom came out of the bathroom,

who was actually a former back up dancer for Brittney Spears ,

 

who fired her for being a better dancer then she was because she actually had talent, 

that she got from her father who was Antonio Banderas, 

 

who is married to some lame has been actress that at one time used to live in California,

 with her boyfriend when they were drug addicts who bought their dope from this dude,

 

 who had a sister that used to role-play in Urths Legacy, until her character got killed by Kahmet,

 then she went nuts and is currently a CEO of a major company, 

 

that Mike is currently trying to get to sponsor an EverQuest version of this game, 

which will turn everyone into UL junkies that will give all their money to ULRPG to get their fix, 

 

which will make Mike so rich that he'll dump UL for bigger and better things, 

leaving his players to commit mass suicide?

 

 

nawww...me neither.   

 

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